YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, another crack fic inspired by Laura telling me to write a story with Kankuro in it, and cake. She loves Kankuro. so ENJOY!!!!XD

"Kankuro... what ARE you doing?" Temari sweatdropped.

"Eating CAKE!!" he exclaimed.

"Eating-- WHY?" Temari asked, confused.

"It's delicious." Kankuro answered.

"Where'd you get it?" Temari eyed the cake warily.

"Gaara didn't want it." Kankuro smiled.

"Gaara didn't--" Temari looked extremely confused now.

"Ya, he said something about this bushy-browed freak giving it to him as a peace treaty and Gaara being allergic to cherry. I love cherry, so he gave it to me!" And Kankuro chomped down on a giant bit of cake.

"Ah.." Temari didn't look like she understood, but she nodded her head and walked off. Muttering about idiotic confusing brothers.

"You know cake.." Kankuro carassed the cake. "I love you." Kankuro purred. "You're so beautiful and you taste sooooooo good." Kankuro licked the cake. "Ya, you like that don't you? Oh, yes, you're so sugary cake." Kankuro nibbled on the cake. " So sweet, so delicious, so naughty!" Kankuro moaned. "Lets make hot baking love!" Kankuro thrust against the cake. "Lets crack some eggs, mix that batter. Yes, you like that dirty batter talk, don't you?" Kankuro fingered the cake. "Lets bake some little cupcakes." Kankuro smiled lovingly.

"Ka----" Gaara walked into the room and froze.

"Gaara what're yo--" Temari also froze. Kankuro had little cupcakes all lined up, dough blankets covering him and he was---.

"Kankuro... why are you fucking that cake?" Temari asked, annoyed and disturbed greatly. Kankuro ignored them both and Gaara rushed out of the room. Temari growled and covered her eyes, stomping out of the room.

"Disturbing as fuck." she hissed. Gaara only stared blankly at the wall opposite him, his eye twitching, he shuddered.

" I want Lee." he sounded so traumatized as he disappeared in a vortex of depressed traumatized therapist needing sandyness!!!

And so, Kankuro baked many cupcakes and had many hot baking sessions with the cake. Until the pie came around that is...

DID YOU ENJOY IT????? Ya, I'm weird like that. Laura doesn't understand how you can finger a cake!! Ku ku I'm evil:3