Disclaimer - Not mine, they all belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Including the resolutions which I am posting on each chapter. Just borrowing them too. One at a time.

Notes - Well, after realising that these make no sense without the actual resolutions up, I have decided to add each onto each chapter now, so that people who have not read them are not so confused. This first one is based off of Crowley's Resolution #1

Crowley's Resloution #1 - I must accept that Super-Gluing valuable coins to the sidewalk and then watching events from a nearby cafe is not proper demonic activity.

Not Proper Demonic Behaviour

He knew that it wasn't the most demonic thing to do, after all, it wasn't really something that would earn him another commendation, but he had been doing it for so long that he didn't want to stop.

He glared down at the formal looking notice that had been pasted with super glue to his door and hissed in annoyance, before trying to rip it off, before any of his neighbours managed to see it.

It was written in big enough words that it was ridiculous.

"Crowley, you will stop this utter nonsence now, before Greed becomes non-existent - Dagon"

A/N - On another note...I finally have figured out how to use some of the features in LJ. Yay for me!