Disclaimer-I don't own the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer does.
Make sudden decisions constantly
Tear up her clothes
Call her an Oompa-Loompa
Blame it on Jasper
Never let her do anything fun
Make the wolves plan violent things to do to Bella
When she goes to confront said wolves, have them blame it on Jasper
Cancel her credit cards
Have Rosalie refuse to go shopping with her time after time
When Alice asks why have Rosalie tell her the voices told her not to
Sign her up for the "Peter Pan" school play as Tinker Bell
Follow her around everywhere she goes singing the Barney theme song
Color her 911 turbo black
Blame it on Jasper
Make her shop at the Goodwill
Have Edward steal the paper when Her and Bella are passing notes
Have Emmett set her up a date with Mike Newton at a French restaurant
Get Newton drunk before said "date"
After the "date" have Newton try to kiss her in the parking lot
When she punches him out cold go retrieve the body and set him up in Alice's room before she gets home
When she storms out of the house ready to kill go hide in the woods while secretly video taping it
Put it on Youtube under "Alice's good time with Newton"
Post a page about it all over school
Post extra pages all over the school in La Push
Give the wolves her phone number telling them to call and ask her out "any time"
When Embry calls her at 3 a.m. asking her to meet him at the Taco Bell force her to go
When she refuses to go have Embry chase her around dressed up as a giant spider
When he has her cornered have him tell her that all the eraser bits in the world will join forces and eat her
When she comes home outraged have Emmett tell her he taped it all and will put it in Youtube
When she yells for said tape hold it high above her head and make her jump for it
Blame it on Jasper
Make Alice believe the Volturi are coming to check on Bella
When she can't see anything, tell her she's losing her power
Check her into a mental institution saying she needs to "clear her head"
Blame it all on Jasper
A/N: Yes, yes. I know I went a little overboard with the "Blame it on Jasper" theme, but hey, it's 2 in the freakin morning right now, give me some slack!
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