This was so much fun to write! Enjoy the feeling of your head exploding from stupidity. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Disclaimer: I don't own XS, though I do own this random story :)
The Absolutely Worst Fanfic Ever Written
Once upon a time, there were four Xiaolin Warriors. Raimundo, Omi, Clay, and Kimiko all fought for the side of good. There were people like Chase Young, Wuya, Jack and others who fought on the Heylin side. Of course, Xiaolin always won, just because that was the way it worked.
One day, two new warriors came to the temple. Mary and Gary Sue. They were twins and the dragons of light and dark. They were so perfect and beautiful that everyone loved them, not to mention that they had more power in a single pinky finger then all the other warriors combined.
Rai immediately fell and love with Mary since she was so perfect in every way, but Kimiko was jealous, so she went out with Gary because he was also so perfect. Omi and Clay were content with just bowing down to the Sue's superiority and sitting on the sidelines. The Heylin side gave in immediately, knowing there would be no way to be the all-powerful Sues!
No one's really sure about where Master Fung and Dojo disappeared to, but Mary heard that they had gone to live their dreams of touring the world on tricycles. Good for them!
So, the warriors continued to gather all the valuable Wu with no problems from the Heylin, except Jack who wanted Mary as a girlfriend but Mary would never betray Rai. Soon enough, they collected all the Wu and were promoted to Dragons. Well, not including Mary and Gary who were already dragons before they came to the temple but didn't tell anyone.
But of course, Chase wanted all the power, so he attacked the warriors and stole all their Wu and kidnapped them! So tragic! Now, Mary and Gary had to save everyone since they were all captured and much too weak and wimpy to save themselves!
Mary and Gary Sue go on a long tedious quest that they manage to come out of unscathed, then save everyone and defeat Chase, but don't kill since they're too kind. Chase is eternally grateful for them not killing him and decides to join the Xiaolin and fight for good! Yippee!
Everyone is happy for the first time in a while and life is all perfect thanks to the Sues!
Unfortunately, Rai decides to become evil and kills everyone.
The End.
I tried to warn you...
