The former WCW Thunder theme plays to kick off the show. The audience is hyped up to see all the new competitors making their mainstream debuts tonight. They are also excited about the fact that there will be three different championships getting their first owners tonight. A camera pans into the Notebook and Clock at the FWF Commentator's Table.
"Hello everybody and WELCOME to the very first episode of Forever Wrestling Federation! I am the Notebook from the first Don't Hug Me I'm Scared video." The Notebook says enthusiastically.
"I am the Clock from the second Don't Hug Me I'm Scared video and the better commentator of the two of us." The Clock says snarkily.
"Ha ha, very funny." The Notebook responds sarcastically.
"But who's best aside, we have quite the stacked matchcard tonight!" The Clock replies.
"That I'll agree with! We have three of our currently four titles on the line for the very first time tonight. We have the Worldwide Title being held up between Grimes family betrayer Carl Grimes, The Man of Mercury Tyzonn, insane anarchist Anarky, and underdog with an upcoming movie Ant-Man." The Notebook responds.
"The Diehard Title, our version of the Hardcore Title, is being held up between possibly insane maybe not guy HABIT, expert gambler and zombie killer Nick, agile pouncing zombie The Hunter, and Unova rival Trip. The United Titles, our Tag Team Titles are going to be competed for in a triple threat tag team match between zombie killing brothers The Dixons, the guy dressed as a pig and anthropomorphic toad combo known as the Circus of the Strange, and a loony superhero that's not Deadpool and a Nova Corps member that call themselves the Marvel Knights!" The Clock say, continuing the card rundown.
"Title matches aside, Hannibal Lecter, a bit ticked about not being in any of the other matches, will be holding an open challenge to anybody that's not in a match, though I'm positive we have just about every roster member in a match tonight…" The Notebook says.
"But the most important matches have got to be those four tournament matches to see who will be the first Forever Wrestling Federation Champion! Ash- I mean Ritchie takes on the wall of a zombie we call the Boomer and Doctor numero 4 takes on psycho killer Norman Bates" The Clock says.
"Doctor numero 8 takes on storytelling survivor Ellis and in our main event, Walking Dead main protagonist Rick Grimes take on electric Spider-Man villain...Shocker. Sorry, we couldn't afford Electro. You know, movie coming up and all that jazz." The Notebook says, finishing the card rundown.
"Yet we could afford Ant-Man?" The Clock responds.
"ON TO THE FIRST MATCH!" The Notebook responds, dodging the question.
(Fuel by Metallica)
Ellis walks out onto the ramp with his guitar, getting a big pop from the crowd.
"The following match is the first of four matches in the first round of the FWF Championship Tournament! First, from the Infected South, Ellis!"the unnamed ring announcer...announces.
Ellis runs down the ramp and quickly slides into the ring.
"Ellis, one fourth of the Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors and the highflyer of the three in this company, also a favorite for this tournament." The Notebook says.
"Yes, because I want a country hick holding our main title, that will be wonderful for the company" The Clock retorts.
"Do I sense sarcasm in your voice, Clock?" The Notebook replies.
"Nope. Not at all. But I would personally prefer if-" The Clock response is cut off by a certain theme.
(Doctor Who Theme)
A TARDIS appears on stage and the Eighth Doctor steps out of it, to a mixed reaction.
"THIS guy won." The Clock finishes.
"The Eighth Doctor is… interesting. He acts like how he was in the Doctor Who movie one minute, then the next minute he rants about how he was screwed by FOX and how great a run he could have had." The Notebook says.
"He WAS screwed, and he shall redeem himself by winning this tournament, you can bet on THAT." The Clock retorts.
The Eighth Doctor calmly walks his way down the ramp, and into the ring.
"And his opponent, from Galifrey, The Eighth Doctor!" The ring announcer says.
The two competitors stare off and then the bell rings.
DING DING DING.
The two lock up, attempting to push their current opponent into a corner. The Eighth Doctor pushes Ellis into the top left corner and deliver a few punches to the gut before the referee tells him to knock it off. The Eighth does indeed step back only to rush Ellis in the corner and hit a clothesline. Boos are heard through the arena. The Eighth simply glares at random audience members in response. He proceeds to whip Ellis to the opposite corner, run at him and GETS A BOOT TO THE JAW!
"Excellent counter by Ellis!" The Notebook exclaims.
"Come on Doctor!" cheers the Clock.
Ellis turns around, bounces off the second rope and hits a crossbody, which he turns into a pin.
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Kickout by the Eighth. Both men get up and Ellis goes for a clothesline, but the Eighth runs at him and knees him in the gut, propelling Ellis over the knee. He delivers some stomps to Ellis' sternum. He jumps in the air and hits an elbow drop, continuing the assault. He goes to the top rope and raises his hands in the air…
"He can't be going for the Eye of Harmony already!" The Notebook said.
"But he is!" The Clock responds.
He jumps, he flies through the air, and Ellis rolls out of the way! The Eighth's elbow collides with the canvas. With the Eighth's back turned, Ellis out of nowhere attempts to execute the Rant, but the Eighth throws him chest first into the ropes, goes for a release german suplex, but Ellis flips over him and hits a backcracker on the way down! Ellis goes for a pin off this.
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The Eighth kicks out.
"While that didn't end the match, even you, Clock, has got to admit that was impressive!" The Notebook says.
"Ellis is getting a break for now, in just a few seconds, The Doctor will have full control!" The Clock responded.
The Eighth is up first and takes advantage off this by executing a DDT on the half-grounded Ellis.
"As I said" The Clock says in response to the move.
The Eighth picks Ellis up and hits a few elbows to his jaw. He then whips him off the rope, but Ellis tries to go under the Eighth's legs, but The Eighth puts his legs together, catching Ellis in a dangerous position!
"Here comes the War Driver!" The Clock says in excitement.
The Doctor lifts Ellis and falls back, hitting the War Driver! He quickly gets to the top rope, raises his hands….
"Here we go again..." The Notebook says.
"The end is near…" The Clock says.
HE JUMPS, HE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR, AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! EYE OF HARMONY TO THE STERNUM! But the Eighth doesn't go for the pin. He lifts Ellis back up and puts him in position for another War Driver…
"The Eighth wants to send a message to both the others backstage and the various superstars in the crowd tonight!" The Clock says
But as the Eighth tries to fall backwards, Ellis is able to get out of it and hits a hurricanrana on The Eighth and turns it into a pin!
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Angry kick out by the Eighth! When both men are up, Ellis goes for The Rant again, but for the second time, he's thrown forward, this time to the corner where he left his bass. He starts unraveling the turnbuckle pad not all the way, but just enough so the referee notices. When the referee goes to fix it, Ellis grabs the bass and prepares to hit the Eighth, who has stumbled into the opposite corner.
"Oh boy, Ellis looking to give the Eighth a Gift From Keith!" The Notebook says.
"He can't do this! That referee needs to look at what's happening!" The Clock responds, not happy at this turn of events.
To Ellis' dismay, the referee finishes with the pad faster than he wanted, so just as Ellis goes for the Gift From Keith, the referee jumps in front of him and snatches the bass from his hand. As Ellis watches the referee puts his bass outside the ring, he doesn't notice the Eighth slipping his sonic screwdriver out from one of his pockets.
"What's the Eighth doing with the Sonic Screwdriver?" The Notebook asks.
"Getting the win, of course!" The Clock answers.
As Ellis turns, The Eighth lights up the screwdriver right in his eyes, blinding him. This goes unnoticed by the preoccupied referee. The Eighth sets up for the War Driver and hits it! He goes for the pin and the referee turns around.
"Not this way, we can't have the first ever FWF match end THIS way!" The Notebook says unhappily.
"Problem with that statement, it IS ending this way." The Clock responds with some snark in his voice.
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THREE!
"Here is your winner and first advancer to the second round, The Eighth Doctor!" The ring announcer says.
The Eighth Doctor gets out of the ring and goes backstage, smiling an evil smile at the crowd.
"Well, despite the ending, that was a good opener to both this show and the entire Forever Wrestling Federation." The Notebook says.
"Now we must move on to our first title match." The Clock says.
"Yes, it is time to determine the FIRST Diehard Champion" The Notebook says.
(Who Would Win A Rabbit? by Animal Collective)
"Ladies and Gentleman, this match is a Fatal Four Way Falls Count Anywhere match and it is for the Diehard Championship!' The ring announcer exclaims.
HABIT spider walks out onto the stage, similar to Bray Wyatt. It can be seen he has a machete with him! He starts to spider walk down the ramp. The crowd is quite uneased by this and the aforementioned machete.
"First, from New Jersey, HABIT!" the ring announcer says.
"A rule put into this match was that each person in the match could bring a weapon of their choice into it, and we see HABIT has chosen a weapon we know as his personal favorite." The Notebook says.
(Rock Superstar by Cypress Hill)
Nick walks out onto the stage, getting debatably a bigger pop than his partner Ellis last match. He is carrying a frying pan.
"Second, from the Infected South, Nick!" the ring announcer says.
"The second and last Left 4 Dead survivor we'll be seeing tonight, and he has chosen the frying pan as a weapon of choice." The Clock says.
(Waking The Demon by Bullet In My Valentine)
The Hunter literally jumps from backstage all the way to the ring, getting a pop despite his heel status.
"Third, from Parts Irrelevant, The Hunter!" the ring announcer says.
"The Hunter, not bringing a weapon into this match?" The Notebook questions.
"He does have those sharp claws." The Clock answers.
(Pokemon B/W Rival Theme)
Trip walks out onto the stage, having a PokeBall in his hand.
"From Nuvema Town, Trip!" the ring announcer says.
"Trip bringing a hometown item to the match." The Notebook says.
"A smart tactic on his part." The Clock says.
DING DING DING
The four competitors stare each other down, until The Hunter rushes Nick and Cactus Clotheslines himself and Nick out of the ring! HABIT and Trip take that as the shot that started the war and rush at each other and start punching.
"The Diehard Title match starts with a bang!" The Notebook says.
'And the match has already split into two different battles!" The Clock says.
HABIT and Trip continue to unload punches into each other, until HABIT pulls out the machete and goes for a swipe! Trip is able to sidestep the slash, but then HABIT just keeps slashing, but Trip sidesteps them all. HABIT has tired himself out, so Trip executes a lariat, taking the Jerseyan down.
"Trip nearly got murdered there!" The Clock exclaims, with a hint of fear in his voice.
Meanwhile, The Hunter has put Nick sitting against the side of the steel steps outside. He goes to running kick Nick's head into the steps, but Nick dodges the attack. He then quickly grabs a weapon from under the ring… and it's a kendo stick! The Hunter turns around to be greeted with a shot right to the skull! The Hunter falls into a sitting position on the steps. Nick goes for a second shot…
"This is bad for the- OH MY!" The Notebook is cut off.
Trip has suicide dived into Nick, sending them slightly up the ramp. Trip gets up, feeling victorious, but those feeling quickly evaporate when HABIT performs a suicide dive of his own onto Trip! HABIT taunts the downed Trip and Nick and nearly gets hit with a Pounce from the Hunter. HABIT dodges, goes to the ring, and grabs a chair from under it. This is perfect timing as the Hunter uses his momentum to go for The Pounce once more, but is hit with the chair!
"The Hunter's Pounce, not helping in this current time!" The Notebook says.
"The Hunter needs to actually hit something on the opponent before going for a finishing move" The Clock says.
Trip and Nick are both up at this point, and they attempt to rush the chair-wielding HABIT. After being held back for a minute, Trip gets through and retrieves a baseball bat from under the ring. Trip nails HABIT in the back of the head with the bat, getting first blood!
"The Unova Rival gets first blood, and possibly bragging rights!" The Clock says.
Nick gets the chair from the downed HABIT and him and Trip swing at each other. Wood collides with steel several times, until Trip uses the advantage of having a smaller weapon, gets through the space between the chair and Nick, and bashes him over the head with the bat! Trip goes for the first pin this match..
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The pin is broken by the Hunter. The Hunter knees Trip's face a few time and irish whips him into the steps. The Hunter then grabs the PokeBall off Trip.
"Oh boy, what creature could be contained inside that PokeBall?" The Clock asked.
"For The Hunter's sake, I guess, something that won't try to kill him…" The Notebook says.
The Hunter throws down the PokeBall, revealing… Serperior!
"Trip brought his main Pokemon down here, and may now be regretting that decision!" The Clock exclaims.
Serperior instantly realizes it was not summoned by it's master and tries to Energy Ball the Hunter!
"Unless that happens, of course" The Notebook says, amused.
The Energy Balls eventually hit and The Hunter is blasted over the ring and through the announce table!
"Oh come ON, we're not even halfway through the show!" The Clock whines.
Nick gets up, and tries to clock Serperior with his frying pan, but Serperior use it's tail to take the frying pan and hits Nick right in the middle of his head! HABIT gets up, notices Serperior and retreats backstage. Trip tells Serperior to stay and keep Nick and The Hunter down, while he also goes backstage.
"The fight is going backstage and this can't end good for anyone in their way!" The Notebook says.
HABIT is seen running through the backstage area on camera. He stops when he reaches the interview area, where Vinny is ready to interview the winner.
"Hey Vinny, buddy ol pal, ready to interview me?" HABIT says.
"The match isn't over yet, jackass, stop being so confident!" Vinny responds.
"Vinny, I'm against a character who's franchise hasn't been popular in the United States since 2003, why should I be worried?!" HABIT asks, confused.
Vinny thinks for a few seconds, and realizes what HABIT is saying.
"Wait, are you saying Trip is a Digimon character?" Vinny asks.
"Yeah, I mean he has Serperimon, or whatever the hell that is…" HABIT says.
"1. Serperior and 2. he's a Pokemon character!" Vinny says.
"Same damn thing!" HABIT says, throwing his hands in the air.
"While I'd like to school you about how they're completely different, Trip's right behind you." Vinny says.
HABIT is knocked down from behind by an elbow from Trip!
"DIGIMON CHARACTER, SERIOUSLY?" Trip yells angrily.
HABIT quickly jumps up and runs down the hall, attempting to escape Trip's fury. HABIT stops at one door and tries to open it in Trip's face! Trip is able to sidestep, but as he goes around the door, his head is grabbed by two claws!
"What the hell is that?" The Notebook asks HABIT comes around and closes the door, revealing THE RAKE holding Trip in a head claw!
"THE RAKE, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" The Clock says.
"Take that asshat, you're not the only one with a pet!" HABIT taunts.
HABIT baseball slides Trip's feet, sending his face smashing into the concrete as the Rake stills applies the head claw, executing the Feral Finish! HABIT goes for the pin.
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THREE!
"Here is your winner and the FIRST Diehard Champion, HABIT!" the ring announcer says.
"Trip got screwed!" The Notebook says.
"But remember, it was ALL LEGAL." The Clock responds.
Adding injury to injury, HABIT turns Trip over and hits the Seventh Trial! After this, HABIT walks back to the interview area, prepared to say quite a few things…
