Ninja: Welcome to Tigerstar's Nightmare.
Potawtoes: ~gulp~
Shadow: heyo, where's Firestar?
Firestar: here.
Shadpw: Could you go get me some pizza.
Firestar: sure. ~walks off~
Nadie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no on to the story.
Jayfeather: Nadie doesn't own Harry Potter, Ice Age, Warriors,-
Nadie: yeah, we get it.
Jayfeather: -and a whole bunch of other stuff included in this chapter .
Anchovies… Uggh… yummm…..Tigerstar thought. Oh how I love anchovies…. As Tigerstar lay in his nest, he thought about the 15 anchovies he had eaten about an hour ago. Now he was starting to feel pretty weird… Let's face it, never eat anchovies before you go to bed, ESPECCISALY IF YOU ARE TIGERSTAR. He felt awful. So awful, he remembered all his worst experiences….
Being called Potawtoes, being forced to do the hula whilst in a fairy costume whilst singing Magnet with Firestar, seeing Draco Malfoy, being jabbed with a marshmellow spork Yellow blaster and a popsicle spear, being forced to eat Brussels sprouts whilst listening to Nyan cat, being killed by a midget, getting all his fur died pink with red and purple hearts, being attacked by flying Evil Dancing Hamsters and popsicles and a Raccoon named Blackfoot, being locked in a closet with Foxpaw and Icepaw while they were off their meds, playing a game of got your nose with Voldemort, which had gone terribly wrong, watching Lucius Malfoy dance to the song 'Get Down', watching a movie about birth, being forced to sit through a documentary on eggplants, watching Fred and George Weasley laugh hysterically at him when he ate some puking pastles, being beaten by Ninja's spiky bow staff, being brutally mauled by a baby duck in a tu tu, being Ninja's sparring partner for tae kwon do, meting Edward Cullen, being shoved into a wall by Ninja and Nadie whilst they repeatedly screamed "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!", BEING LECTURED BY SNAPE, being eaten alive by Hatsune Mikuo because he tasted like strawberries, being shaved bald by Nadie while being forced to sing show tunes, Watching Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory do a jig, Having hiccupped while using a toothpick thus choking on it, Being disowned by his own mother, Meeting the other half of the people he knows, spending a year with Nadie's younger twin brothers, being tickled to death by Bluestar, being told off by Oakheart, being eaten by a Ylime, but spat out because he's a disgusting tasting cat anyways, being buried alive in broccoli, watching Voldemort sleep with a pink Teddy bear, being stomped on by Shadow, being served at Firestars dinner party as a fruitcake along with Draco Malfoy, being thrown into a pie vat whilst Ninja Nadie and Shadow repeatedly screamed "ENDLESS PIE!", being forced to listen to Dell Honne's Popipo, being pelted with colored pencils, skipping through a field of flowers whilst singing at the top of his lungs 'GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!', having his blood circulation cut off by sillybandz, being turned into a popsicle and being eaten by Korean children, being a villain in the Mario games, being beaten with a Leek by Miku Hatsune for eating all of her Leek icecream, watching his own son become a fruitcake, racing against shadow, stealing the red queen's tarts when he appeared in the wrong book at the wrong time, having Shadow die his fur rainbow tye dye, having his Facebook page hacked so it read 'Potawtoes likes pink fluffy unicorns and dances in a tu tu', going to Voldemort's Christmas party, being chased by shadow clan's whole stash of pickles, being drowned in a kiddy pool by Nadie Shadow and Ninja, going down a waterslide at sandcastle, having his own bloodline rejected by Starclan AND the Dark forest(shame shame shame x3), trying to take over Walmart and failing, seeing Edward Cullen in a bathing suit, being cooked by Korean children and served at a Canadian tea party for old men and newborn males, being Aphrodite's daughter, being held hostage in a canary cage, being electrocuted by Zeus for being a cross-dresser(something we all know the Gods frown down upon), belly dancing with Dr. Eggman, sat on by Bowser, being eaten by Kirby, being run over by the Bat Mobile, being stabbed with a crest toothbrush by a bald man in a white bathrobe, eating the Dark side's Oatmeal brand cookies, sitting through 5 hours of Jar Jar Bink's autobiography, as told by Jar Jar Binks, reading professor Snape's Diary, losing a race to a Bald man in a toga, being turned to gold by the god Midas, being crushed by a collapsible sofa, having breath that smells of Mushrooms and Gatorade, being hugged to death by a pink Panda, getting his panties caught on fire, being barfed up by Mr. Creasode, being tickled to death by Firestar and his Detachable Gingerbread Claws, being slobbered on by Odie, being turned into a cockroach by some psychopath, being stalked by the creepy sun from Telletubbies in the dark forest, not having an attractive sister, eating 50 atomic hot sauce chicken wings, being chased by a pack of wolves in a field of Daises, being eaten by King Boo, being in love with a raw salmon, only to have it eaten by river clan cats, being called an ugly baby, not being able to haz cheeseburgers, being flushed down a toilet by Onestar, looking like a Barbie Ken doll that was half way microwaved, being microwaved by Brazillians, Gossiping with the shadow clan shecats, failing on easy gituar hero, being chased by dobby and Kreacher, being chased by the Aflac duck, wrecking a helicopter, being a hobo at some point in time, being spat on by Tina the Lama, Nadie Shadow and Ninja learning he sucked his deposable thumb, not matching Scrat's awesome Ninja skills, trying to get French Ogars to come to the Dark side, and being turned into an Ardvark. Seriously, what a life.
Tigerstar soon fell asleep, only to be woken again by the screaming of the cursed name. "POTAWTOES POTAWTOES POTAWTOES!" Nadie and Shadow and Ninja screamed. OH NO! Tigerstar panicked.
Nadie: and there you have it!
Shadow: I feel no pity! :3
Potawtoes: ~gulp~
Ninja: wow, being called an ugly baby… that's harsh :3
Potawtoes: WAAH! WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Firestar: HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU-
Lionblaze: WE KNOW!
Jayfeather: let me resolve this problem ~waves paw to use Jedi mind trick~
Luna: he seems to have a lot of Nargles in his head. Poor kitty.
Shadow: uh huh. Sure. Whatever.
Miku: REVIEW!
