What if Animorphs were an Anime?
Disclaimer: Animorphs belongs to Scholastic. I am not making any money.
Note: I love anime. It is a great thing, and I love it. I just had this fit of enthusiasm, and had to write this.
If Animorphs were an anime…
- Elfangor would not have said that humans had small eyes.
- They would be eating all the time. And I mean all the time…
- The Animorphs would have sweat drops appearing out of nowhere whenever Marco made a joke.
- Rachel would be a dumb blond.
- Marco and Jake' s hair would be really, really big.
- No matter how many Taxxons, or Hork-Bajir, the moment that they realized that all they had to be was good friends; the bad guys would topple over.
- Ax wouldn't be alone in eating cinnamon buns like a maniac…
- Ax and Marco would be dating
- Rachel and Tobias would be more than dating.
- Jake and Cassie would be the reincarnated Prince and Princess of some strange long ago kingdom, they would suddenly remember who they are, and would fall in love again, and it would turn out that Rachel was actually their daughter from another time, and…
- They would have gone to another planet to find something that would increase their powers, and every time they used this whatever it was, everyone's hair would get bigger, and bigger, and bigger…
- They would be evolving without all the generations involved.
- If Ax were embarrassed about something, his face would turn blue. (Wait, isn't it already blue?)
- They would always make large arm gestures whenever they were about to morph, and yell something loud.
- They would be collecting little creatures that would be able to change, too.
- All that Rachel and Cassie would care about would be getting married.
- They would not be using alien technology to change, it would be magic.
- Erek the Chee would be able to combine with the rest of this kind to form some sort of mega-super-giant chee, that would use it's death-hug to defeat the somehow monstrously huge taxxon that would be trying to eat the city.
- Visser Three would be trying to drain everyone's energy.
- And the big finale, is…
EVERYONE WOULD BE WEARING MINI SKIRTS.
Send me all flames, comments, and anything that would tell me your opinion. I know that this it totally stupid. That was the point.
