A blonde girl slowly stands in front of the audience.
"Hello. My name is Diana. I have nothing to do with the Soul Calibur series, however, I will be somewhat of a major character in this story. How so? You'll see."
"I'm here to explain a few things. First, this is a comedy. Toilet humor, sexual humor, and cruel humor is abundant. So if you have issues with that, please leave." Diana waits a few seconds. Suddenly, a person in the audience bursts out of the room.
"I don't wanna die!"
Diana continues. "Another thing I must mention, for plot purposes, is 'Team Ups'. Much like Soul Calibur 4 itself, characters will team up in the storyline. These 'Team Ups' will be mentioned, posted, and explained. This is done because Soul Calibur 4 has a large amount of characters."
"Before I say anything, Darth Vader and Yoda will not be major characters in the story. The Apprentice will have an appearance. And the manga characters have no plot plans so far. This story will be mostly based off of the real Soul Calibur characters."
"So please, grab a chair and relax. Enjoy the show!" Diana rushed behind a curtain.
