I know this has been written several times now, but I couldn't help myself ;)
„Sherlock, I really think it's not a good idea. "
"John, I'm telling you, he won't be home and I need that file. I know he has it at his home office. What could possibly go wrong?"
"Oh, let me think. You're planning on breaking into the house of the most powerful man in Britain, probably the entire world. You want to steal something from that man. Oh, and that man also happens to be your big brother who specifically told you NOT to break into his house again unless you wanted to be scarred for life. Sure, there's nothing that could go wrong."
"See! I told you! So, if you really don't want to accompany me, fine, stay here! I'll be back shortly."
"Oh my… That was meant ironically! Damn you, for someone with your intellect you really are stupid sometimes."
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'Hope you're home. There's a shocked consulting detective on his way over to you. – GL'
'Damn. I told him it was a bad idea! How bad is it? – JW'
'Oh, I think he might actually listen to you for some time now. – GL'
'Urgh, that doesn't sound too good. Oh my, I hear him at the door. – JW'
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"Never! Never! Never again will I break into my brother's house! Never!"
"I hate to say it. Wait no, I couldn't wait to tell you: I told you so! I told you it was a really bad idea!"
"But you didn't tell me how bad! John, Gibson was naked! Lestrade was naked, in my brother's house. In my brother's bed room, for god's sake!"
"You're the great detective, you tell me why you didn't know they're together. They're living together, Sherlock, how could you of all people not know that? And his name is Greg, not Gibson."
"Living together? As in a couple? But my brother isn't capable of emotions!"
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'I think you actually broke him. He's been mumbling stuff like 'not possible', 'how could I've not seen it' for hours now and won't stop. -JW'
'Ha-ha. I told you he wasn't going to find out in a less blunt way. – GL'
'I do apologize for causing you so much trouble with Sherlock. I will be over tomorrow and talk to him. MH'
'Don't bother, Mycroft. I don't think he'll talk to you. He'll come around eventually. – JW'
