It was a cold and rainy day in Manchester where Dan lay sleeping lazily in the apartment that he and his best friend, Phil, shared. It was strangely quiet when Dan awoke. As Dan slowly opened his eyes and climbed out of bed, he noticed the odd silence. Ugh, he thought as he pulled on one of his many black T-shirts, I have a lot of editing to do on my new videos. This was one of those days where Dan didn't feel like doing much of anything. Dan decided to go make breakfast. As he walked down the hall, he wondered if Phil was up yet. That question was answered as soon as he entered the living room.
In the living room, he found Phil... asleep on the floor with an xbox controller in his hand. The TV was paused on the game Skyrim. Wow, Dan thought as he looked at the sleeping Phil, I must take advantage of this opportunity! With that, Dan quietly sneaked over to the kitchen, laughing a bit. He thought about pouring honey on his face, but that could cause some issues. Hmmmm, Dan thought, what can I do to Phil that is funny but will not actually harm him? Finally, he settled on a sharpie, a can of spray cream, some washable glitter glue, and some feathers. He walked over the Phil, who was still sleeping soundly. He could hardly contain his laughter as he drew whiskers, glasses, and a mustache on Phil's face with the sharpie. Dan couldn't help but admire Phil's smooth skin as he did so. He then took the can of spray cream and sprayed some of its contents onto Phil's slightly messy black hair. After that, he used the blue glitter glue as lipstick on Phil's lips. As he worked, he realized how attractive Phil really was. What the hell am I thinking, Dan thought, Phil is your best friend, don't make things weird! But he kept thinking it.
