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Scene: Fresh air restraunt. One table is occupied by a group of Narns with armor on.
Sheridan and Delenn enter.
Sheridan : You sit here, dear.
Delenn : All right.
Sheridan (to Waitress):Good morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Sheridan: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's flarn and bacon; flarn sausage and bacon; flarn and spoo;
flarn bacon and spoo; flarn bacon sausage and spoo; spoo bacon sausage
and spoo; spoo flarn spoo spoo bacon and spoo; spoo sausage spoo spoo
bacon spoo tomato and spoo;
Narns (starting to chant): Spoo spoo spoo spoo...
Waitress: ...spoo spoo spoo flarn and spoo; spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked
beans spoo spoo spoo...
Narns (singing): spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with flarn egg on top and spoo.
Delenn: Have you got anything without spoo?
Waitress: Well, there's spoo flarn sausage and spoo, that's not got much spoo in
it.
Delenn: I don't want ANY spoo!
Sheridan: Why can't she have flarn bacon spoo and sausage?
Delenn: THAT'S got spoo in it!
Sheridan: Hasn't got as much spoo in it as spoo flarn sausage and spoo, has it?
Narns: Spoo spoo spoo spoo (crescendo through next few lines)
Delenn: Could you do the flarn bacon spoo and sausage without the spoo then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Delenn: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spoo!
Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!
Waitress: Shut up! (Narns stop) Bloody Narns! You can't have flarn bacon
spoo and sausage without the spoo.
Delenn (shrieks): I don't like spoo!
Sheridan: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spoo. I love it.
I'm having spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked beans spoo spoo
spoo and spoo!
Narns (singing): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Sheridan: Well could I have her spoo instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo... (but it is too late and
the Narns drown her words)
Narns (singing elaborately): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful
spoo! Spoo spo-o-o-o-o-o spo spa-o-o-o-o-oo spoo. Lovely spoo!
Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Spoo spoo
spoo spoo!
Profoundest apologies for wasting your time. A real fic is in the works.
Actually 23 or so are in the works if i dont get sued... If like AU, Zathras
and screwing with timelines (not to mention the slush) watch this space!
(sorry for advertising.)
Scene: Fresh air restraunt. One table is occupied by a group of Narns with armor on.
Sheridan and Delenn enter.
Sheridan : You sit here, dear.
Delenn : All right.
Sheridan (to Waitress):Good morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Sheridan: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's flarn and bacon; flarn sausage and bacon; flarn and spoo;
flarn bacon and spoo; flarn bacon sausage and spoo; spoo bacon sausage
and spoo; spoo flarn spoo spoo bacon and spoo; spoo sausage spoo spoo
bacon spoo tomato and spoo;
Narns (starting to chant): Spoo spoo spoo spoo...
Waitress: ...spoo spoo spoo flarn and spoo; spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked
beans spoo spoo spoo...
Narns (singing): spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with flarn egg on top and spoo.
Delenn: Have you got anything without spoo?
Waitress: Well, there's spoo flarn sausage and spoo, that's not got much spoo in
it.
Delenn: I don't want ANY spoo!
Sheridan: Why can't she have flarn bacon spoo and sausage?
Delenn: THAT'S got spoo in it!
Sheridan: Hasn't got as much spoo in it as spoo flarn sausage and spoo, has it?
Narns: Spoo spoo spoo spoo (crescendo through next few lines)
Delenn: Could you do the flarn bacon spoo and sausage without the spoo then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Delenn: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spoo!
Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!
Waitress: Shut up! (Narns stop) Bloody Narns! You can't have flarn bacon
spoo and sausage without the spoo.
Delenn (shrieks): I don't like spoo!
Sheridan: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spoo. I love it.
I'm having spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked beans spoo spoo
spoo and spoo!
Narns (singing): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Sheridan: Well could I have her spoo instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo... (but it is too late and
the Narns drown her words)
Narns (singing elaborately): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful
spoo! Spoo spo-o-o-o-o-o spo spa-o-o-o-o-oo spoo. Lovely spoo!
Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Spoo spoo
spoo spoo!
Profoundest apologies for wasting your time. A real fic is in the works.
Actually 23 or so are in the works if i dont get sued... If like AU, Zathras
and screwing with timelines (not to mention the slush) watch this space!
(sorry for advertising.)
