A Carver's Day
One day I was sittin' around drinkin' beer and playin' poker with some of my friends, when all of a sudden... Karagog farted. I picked up my club and bashed him on the head. He died instantly. Next, some pale white dude followed by a bunch of skeletons ran up and started harassing us, by saying who had which cards. Rakanishu jumped up and slapped the pale guy in the face, resulting in him being turned into a pile of goo. I jumped up and ran, but some weird stone thing picked me up and started hitting me really hard. I fell to the ground. The next thing I know, I'm turned into goo too. I tried to slide away, but some skeletons jumped on me and smeared me all over some trees. Then the pale guy laughed maniacally. I wished that a safe would fall on his head. And then it did.
One day I was sittin' around drinkin' beer and playin' poker with some of my friends, when all of a sudden... Karagog farted. I picked up my club and bashed him on the head. He died instantly. Next, some pale white dude followed by a bunch of skeletons ran up and started harassing us, by saying who had which cards. Rakanishu jumped up and slapped the pale guy in the face, resulting in him being turned into a pile of goo. I jumped up and ran, but some weird stone thing picked me up and started hitting me really hard. I fell to the ground. The next thing I know, I'm turned into goo too. I tried to slide away, but some skeletons jumped on me and smeared me all over some trees. Then the pale guy laughed maniacally. I wished that a safe would fall on his head. And then it did.
