This is the product of boredom and aimless searching of the Internet. I don't own PJO, blah, blah, blah.
This is a parody. It is in no way meant to be taken seriously.
~Lucky
It was a beautiful April day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing. Our young protigist was at peace.
That is, until her younger half sister decided to knock her out of her fantasy world and back into the world of fake boyfriends, Greek warships, and annoying gods. And let's not forget squeaky-voiced little sisters.
Lacy's hot pink and purple braces flashed in Piper's eyes, making the older girl wince.
"You've gotta come play this game with me, Piper!" Lacy squealed, shoving a brightly colored booklet in Piper's face. "My dad sent it to me! It's called Mad Libs!"
Piper could recall hearing something about Mad Libs when she lived in the mortal world, but she didn't really know what it was. If she had, she never would have agreed to playing Lacy's stupid game.
She let out a sigh as she stretched her back. "Alri-"
"Yay!" Lacy launched an attack hug, causing the young brunnette to choke in suprise. "We can totally go play in the cabin! Come on, come on, come on!"
If you're wondering if Lacy was like this all the time, the answer is: Yes. She was the sweetest girl in the world and had the best intentions, but let's face it- the kid was annoying as frick. Even Mitchell, who had the patience of a Buddist, sometimes had trouble resisting the urge to grab her neck and choke the prep right out of her.
Piper rubbed her temples as she followed along behind her sister. She hoped the game would be short.
"Okay," Lacy said as she plopped down on a rolling chair.
Piper looked around the cabin for somewhere to sit. Her bed? It was a bunk, so 's bed? No, it smelled like... well, Drew. Mitchell's bed? Oh, Hades no. As nice as he was, the guy was a girl freak. She didn't know what'd happened on that bed. So, naturally, Piper settled for the floor.
"Pick a verb!"
Piper sighed. "Annoy."
"Adjective!"
"Cuddly."
"Noun?"
...
"Okay, we're done!"
Thank the gods above. That had taken ten minutes, and sitting on the floor, thinking up random words for ten minutes was not good for any ADHD teenager.
Lacy materialized beside Piper, causing her to jump.
"How did you-"
"Doesn't matter!" Lacy was miserably failing to contain her laughter. "Read it!"
Piper's eyes scanned the paper.
Come annoy at Walmart, where you`ll receive cuddly discounts on all of your favorite brand name puppy. Our fancy and hugging associates are there to run you 5 hours a day. Here you will find Mexican prices on the babies you need. Morons for the moms, windows for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Joe. So come on down to your evil happy Walmart, where the ovals come first.
She blinked. That was- by far- the stupidist thing she had ever read.
"Ya want it?" Lacy asked, eyes wide.
Piper opened her mouth to decline, but Lacy shoved the booklet in her arms and dashed out the door. Piper realized that she couldn't just throw the book in the trash- Lacy would see it and be hurt. So everybody's favorite daughter of Aphrodite lugged herself outside, feeling tired and slightly annoyed at nothing in particular.
Then she spotted Leo.
"Valdez!"
Leo looked up from his blueprints and grinned at her. "What's up, Beauty Qu-"
Piper hurled the booklet at him. It sailed through the air and hit him square in the chest.
Yes. She was free of it.
Might make more chapters if requested. Please review. I must sound like a seriously bored teen working a job that they hate... I apologize.
~Lucky
