I hope I got Thad's lisp down right. Enjoy.
REVENGE OF THE NERDS
"There we go. Five pothers all round town. Wait till the guyth hear about thith!"
Thad surveyed the poster of Mandy Wiles, body wrapped in a soaking wet blue towel, face contorted into shock at her apparent sighting of a camera. Her slim delicate hand held onto the shower curtain for dear life and Thad grinned goofily, his braces glinting in the sunlight. He realised that it was the closest he was ever going to get to see Mandy in a state of undress, but at least with these posters blown up all around town, other people could share the experience they would too miss out on.
He heard a scream nearby and Thad ducked his head out of the alley-way, only to see Mandy herself covering her mouth in shock. Angie and Christy were with her, and although the two girls attempted to comfort her, Christy trying to make Mandy feel better by gossiping about a worse version of the situation her friend currently found herself in, but it was not enough. To Thad's glee, Mandy turned and ran off, crying. He'd normally feel bad for a girl if they started crying, especially if he had been the instigator, but the girl in question bullied Beatrice and was nasty to anyone not in her clique, so in his eyes, she deserved it.
Small crowds began to gather at each poster and as Thad walked around the town, he patted himself on the back, earning crazy looks from the local residents. He, Thad Carlson, had attracted the town's attention in a way that didn't get him into trouble and now the Jocks would be lower than the Nerds in the hierarchy!
"I mean, if one of their comrades is a thlut, then they'll be the laughing thock of the whole thchool!"
Suddenly, Thad heard the whizzing sound of a bike and his eyes followed the BMX that Jimmy Hopkins rode upon, pupils widening as he spotted the wannabe 'King of the School' leaping off of the bike to run over to the poster near the Town Hall, can of spray paint wrenched from his jacket pocket.
Thad unleashed a dismal cry as the precious artwork was desecrated and he rushed into action, attempting to put up new posters before Hopkins could cover up all of the original ones. After successfully sticking up two new ones over the tagged versions, Thad realised that he was out of posters and that Jimmy had covered up the others and was heading over to the new ones on his BMX. Thad cursed and hightailed it out of the area, arms flailing in the air. He didn't fancy being beaten up today, especially by someone who was of inferior intelligence.
Ducking into a side alleyway, Thad leant his hands against the brick wall, head dropping as he panted to regain his breath. The posters may have gone to waste, but at least everyone had gotten a good eyeful of Mandy Wiles and Thad felt proud of himself for spreading the images all around Bullworth as it meant the Nerds had one-upped the Jocks. Thad smiled to himself, but his triumph was short-lived as there was a pat on his shoulder, which made him sigh.
"Look, Hopkinth, you might have thtopped me now, but you will never thtop the Great Thad!"
Thad let his hands drop and turned round, only to come face to face with his older brother. Dan glared up at him, a scowl decorating his sharp features. Thad giggled nervously, aware of how strong his brother was. Over the summer, Thad had been on the receiving end of numerous Indian Burns applied by Dan and he was hopeful that today, he would not end up with the same fate.
"Hey Danny, w-what you doing here? You enjoy the artwork?"
Hearing this, Dan narrowed his eyes to slits and abruptly thrust his fist into Thad's nose, growling:
"Shut up, you prick."
