Harry has entered the chat.

Ginny has entered the chat.

Harry: Hey Ginny!

Ginny: Hey Harry!

Harry: My name is not Harry.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: Yes it is.

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: What is your name then?

Harry: My name is Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona

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testicles.

Ginny: …

Harry: Oh wait, now my name is Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona

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damndanielbaclatitagainwiththewhitevans

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testiclesimadequesos.

Ginny: …

Harry: Oh wait, now it's Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona

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damndanielbaclatitagainwiththewhitevans

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testiclesimadequesosbirdbox

Ginny: WTF!

Harry: Watch the food!

Ginny: What do you mean watch the food?

Harry: I can smell it burning from up here!

Ginny: Oh Shit! Wait, I thought you had an assignment in Wakanda.

Harry: That was a lie.

Ginny: Why tf did you lie to me Harry James Potter?

Harry: Who's Harry James Potter? Are you cheating on me little lady?

Ginny: Stop f*cking with me Jeff or whatever your name is now. Why tf did you lie to me?

Harry: Because I'm seeing another woman. In fact, I'm f*cking her right now.

Ginny: Who is this slut?

Harry: Yo Momma!

Ginny: What!

Harry: Yeah, your mum is well loaded!

Ginny: What!

Harry: Yeah, I'll send you a picture!

Ginny: WHAT!!

Harry: (Insert picture of Molly Weasley's Z-Cup breasts.)

Ginny has left the chat.