Harry has entered the chat.
Ginny has entered the chat.
Harry: Hey Ginny!
Ginny: Hey Harry!
Harry: My name is not Harry.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: Yes it is.
Harry: No it isn't.
Ginny: What is your name then?
Harry: My name is Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona
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damndanielbaclatitagainwiththewhitevans
tidepodsairpodsidontspeakbrokebigchungus
testicles.
Ginny: …
Harry: Oh wait, now my name is Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona
grapejohncenadeeznutzcrabravewhatarethose
damndanielbaclatitagainwiththewhitevans
tidepodsairpodsidontspeakbrokebigchungus
testiclesimadequesos.
Ginny: …
Harry: Oh wait, now it's Jeff Yobamadoyouknowdawaetheydidsurgsryona
grapejohncenadeeznutzcrabravewhatarethose
damndanielbaclatitagainwiththewhitevans
tidepodsairpodsidontspeakbrokebigchungus
testiclesimadequesosbirdbox
Ginny: WTF!
Harry: Watch the food!
Ginny: What do you mean watch the food?
Harry: I can smell it burning from up here!
Ginny: Oh Shit! Wait, I thought you had an assignment in Wakanda.
Harry: That was a lie.
Ginny: Why tf did you lie to me Harry James Potter?
Harry: Who's Harry James Potter? Are you cheating on me little lady?
Ginny: Stop f*cking with me Jeff or whatever your name is now. Why tf did you lie to me?
Harry: Because I'm seeing another woman. In fact, I'm f*cking her right now.
Ginny: Who is this slut?
Harry: Yo Momma!
Ginny: What!
Harry: Yeah, your mum is well loaded!
Ginny: What!
Harry: Yeah, I'll send you a picture!
Ginny: WHAT!!
Harry: (Insert picture of Molly Weasley's Z-Cup breasts.)
Ginny has left the chat.
