DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
Ziggy's Corner: This is a silly little thing I decided to write. What do three fire nation girls who are chasing two traitors and four enemies of the state do when there are no action? Take each other on, but since their skills far eclipse the others' there's no chance for a with weapons and talents, so what to do then? You'll see.
"Honestly Ty Lee, what are you, five?" Azula growled. They were all tired, or at least bored out of their minds. The avatar and his friends were no where to be found for a good three weeks, and Zuzu and her fuddy duddy uncle were missing even longer than that. To pass the time, the three decided to challenge each other to see who was the best… as if there was any question.
"What, I can't match you in fire bending, neither can Mai, neither of you can beat me in acrobatics, and neither you nor I could match Mai with her blades."
"But what you want to do is so damn infantile," Azula growled.
"Scared Azula?" the perky girl asked.
"This is just plain stupid, whose going to let someone tickle them until they give up?" Mai said with a sigh.
"Using my skills, I can paralyze each person, including myself so they can't get away." She looked at Azula, "Of course I understand if you're frightened Azula."
"I am not scared, this is just stupid," the princess growled.
"I smell opossum chicken," Ty Lee smirked.
"Ty Lee," Azula growled, lightning beginning to flow from her fingers.
"Oh, well why not," Mai sighed, taking both the other girls back.
"You must be joking me," Azula growled.
"No, not really. It could be fun." Ty Lee beamed and grabbed her friend in a tight squeeze. "But we need some kind of timer to see who could last the longest." She smirked at the shocked Fire Princess.
Ty Lee dashed to her tent, and pulled out some candles. "They pop with each minute," she said with a big smile.
"Then who should go first?" Mai asked, looking at the princess.
"Ty Lee seemed so adamantly into this, I would suggest she does," Azula smiled with a grin. Ty Lee turned pale a little bit and stared at the other two girls. "Come now, you suggested it."
Ty Lee gulped and felt butterflies in her stomach. Azula had a point. "You guys will be gentle, right?"
"Of course, you're our friend," Azula said, in a mock tone of sincerity.
Ty Lee laid down and went to paralyze herself, but stopped, "Oh, just in case you can't take any more, you have to say something nice to stop it," she looked at the girls, Azula paling. "About Zuko," she giggled. She paralyzed herself, and then began to wonder if she had gone too far as Azula looked at her as if she was a piece of steak.
The princess walked around her in circles, making sure she was truly paralyzed, and then looked at Mai. "You sure this is what you want?" Ty Lee nodded however much she could. With a move of fluid, Azula zipped off Ty Lee's slippers, and Mai seemed to appear near her waist. "Then here we go."
