AKA Pokedrabble No.6 from the Pokewrite forums. Not too much has changed, mostly a few added details. The prompts used were Google, Yahoo!, and .
I would like to note that I have nothing personally against yaoi, yuri or crack pairings, and that everyone is free to ship what they wish. This is done solely to be funny.
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokemon, then I would own Arceus, the god of gods, and I would be the ultimate god! Muwawahahaha!...but seriously, no I don't own it.
Dreadfully Honest
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept." - Bill Watterson
Ash loved being an anime superstar. He got tons of attention, fanmail and girls. He even loved the flames, because it meant that people still knew who he was. Some people may have hated him, but no one could look down on him because he was a star. He loved to Google himself to see how popular he was, and log in Yahoo! mail just to see what new emails people sent him.
Then he got an odd request. Several odd requests actually. Something about how he and Gary should star in a yaoi piece.
Yaoi? wondered Ash. He had no idea what that was, but he would do anything for his fans. They deserved that much, and it would help make him even more popular. So he looked it up on .
And wished he hadn't. He would do anything for fame, but he wouldn't do that. Wasn't there some song by Meatjerky or something along those lines? More importantly, this baffled Ash to no end. Why did so many people want him to be gay? And with Gary of all people! What puzzled him even more was that almost all these requests were from girls. Why did girls want him to be gay? Didn't they want Ash paying attention to them?
Then, in what he either the bravest or stupidest move he had ever made, which was saying something, he dared to look up yaoi of himself on Google. And Arceus, there were yaoi pictures of him everywhere. Ash and Gary kissing, Ash on top, Gary on top, Ash and Gary in threesomes with Ritchie. Then there was Ash with Brock, Ash with Cilan, Ash with Giovanni, Ash with Pikachu, Ash's left shoe with his right shoe. Ash stared at it all in horror as he scrolled through page after page, fanfic after fanfic...
And that is why Ash decided to live the rest of his days as a mute on top of Silver Mountain. Oh well, at least he became a decent Trainer.
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And there you go! I think it explains a lot, doesn't it? XP So what did you guys think?
