While Blaine sat down, in the next room, Kurt fumbled with something as Blaine sat on the beautiful couch.

"Blaine" Kurt looked fiercely into his eyes "I want you to draw me in these black Christian Louboutin Studded Louis Sneakers"

Blaine raised an eyebrow.

"Only in these black Christian Louboutin Studded Louis Sneakers"

Blaine's eyebrow rose even more "Oh yes I will, Kurt, though I have no idea what that is"

"It doesn't matter Blaine, you just want to see me naked" Kurt sighed.

"Why do you think I stare into your bathroom windo- I mean that would arise in me great satisfaction"

Kurt disrobed in slow motion (with the camera panning down his back until his buttcrack because no one wants to see a penis shot, especially a gay penis shot. So just look at the buttcrack and no that doesn't make you gay for looking at a gay buttcrack, well it does if you like want to caress the buttcrack or something) and laid on the coach opposite Blaine.

Blaine was going to draw Kurt's naked body when he realized something.

"Uh Kurt, I can't draw, I mean I still want to see you nude but, well can I sing about it or something?"

Kurt sighed "No Blaine you cannot sing about my-my- p-privets" Kurt had difficulty saying the word and closed his eyes and walked away, leaving Blaine with a piece of paper and Kurt's clothes.

Finn suddenly walked in the room in a robe and Kurt's shoes on.

"Um where are my clothes and Actually where am I?" Finn looked scared.

"Well Finn, this is a dream and because it is a dream, you should get naked and let me do strange things to you" Blaine smiled.

"Um I'm not actually cool with that. At all. I'm just gonna go now" Finn tried to walk away.

"Finn this is a gay dream, If you have a gay dream you have to comply with it and as long as you listen to everything I tell you to do, you will wake up and not remember anything"

"Well I guess but then why do I still remember that one dream?"

Kurt suddenly nakedly burst into the room.

"Blaine come with me I have something very important to tell you"

"I'm kind of busy Kurt" Blaine was somewhat irritated.

"Kurt I need to get out of this dream! If I don't wake if soon, I'll... I'll huh I am in a dream, so... I can get laid with a bunch of chicks all I want and Rachel won't yell at me! Thanks for trying to help me by doing gay stuff to me but I am cool dude" Finn smiled and walked away from Blaine "Sweet!" Finn ran away very fast.

Blaine was somewhat scared to look at Kurt in the face.

Authors Note:

Not a dream.