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(Authors Notes)


Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Miroku were walking along insearch of shards of the shikon-no-tama. Inuyasha and Kagome were yelling at each other, Miroku was walking about ten steps behind a VERY pissed Sango with a big red handprint on his face (Shippo wasn't felling well, so he stayed with Kaede). Kagome had decided to show Sango and Miroku her time, but now with all the fighting going on she was having second thoughts.

Kagome::Big Evil Grin:: Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: ...What...

Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha::BOOM::

Ground::Shakes::


Random Heckler In Audience: Oh Yeah, I REALLY didn't see that coming!

Kat: Shaddap! Your messing everything up!

R.H.I.A.: No!

Kat: I'm warning you!

R.H.I.A.: NO!!

Kat::Pulls A Laser Gun Out Of Nowhere and Zaps the R.H.I.A.::

R.H.I.A.: Aahhhh::Is Turned Into A Pile of Ashes::

Kat: YEAH! ANYONE ELCE WANNA PIECE'A THIS?!?!

Audience: ... ::Crickets Chirping::

Kat: Good. ::Puts Laser Gun Back Into Nowhere::

Anyways.


Inuyasha: What the hell was that for::Starts To Get Up::

Kagome::Turns Her back on him:: ...Sit.

Inuyasha::BOOM::

Ground::Shakes::

Kagome::Walks Away::

Miroku::Walks Up To Sango:: That was a little harsh. ::Hand Moves Behind Sango::

Sango: Yeah... ::Face Turns Bright Red:: Pervert::SMACK!!::

Miroku::Falls On His Butt::Laughs::

Sango::Walks Away::

Inuyasha and Miroku::Get Up and Fallow::

Inuyasha: Why is she so pissed? I mean what did I do?

Miroku: Lets see, you went through her bag and ate all the food she brought, yelled at her for stopping to pick some herbs, called her a bitch an-

Inuyasha: . Ok, Ok, I get it! Thanks for being on MY side...

Miroku: No problem. :) ::

With Kagome and Sango

Kagome: Whats his problem?

Sango: I don't know, but be glad he doesn't grab your ass every ten minutes. ::Glairs over Her Shoulder at Miroku::

Kagome: Yeah, but at least Miroku's not an INCENCETIVE JERK!

Inuyasha: Would you quit calling me a jerk?!

It took what seemed like hours (But was only about five minutes) to reach the well. Kagome grabbed Sango's hand as they jumped into the well.

Miroku: Look on the bright side, Inuyasha. They can't stay mad at us forever.

Inuyasha: Whatever. ::Grabs the back of Miroku's robes and jumps into the well::

Miroku: WOAH! HEY!


Kat::With Easter Bunny Ears On:: Whats up doc?

Bugs Bunny: Hey! Thats my line!

Kat: Well, what are you gonna do about it::Razz::

Bugs Bunny::Walks Away:

Kat: Yeah! You better run::"Can't Touch This" Starts Playing:: Don't mess with the best::Dances::

Audience::Laughs::

Kat::Stops:: Huh? Hey, whats so funny?

Person In Audience::Holds Up Mirror::

Kat: AAAAHHHHH::Sees She Has Been Turned Into A Monkey:: Ok, whose the wise guy?

Extra Loud Voice: Like you said, "don't mess with the best!" ::Laughs::

Kat::Is Turned Into A Creature With A Flower Shaped Head, Spotted Body, Four Duck Feet And A Flagpole For A Tail:: Oh ha ha, very funny. You can cut it out now Bugs.

Bugs Bunny::Sitting At An Animators Desk With A Pencil In Hand:: Umm, let me think. Nah, I'm having too much fun.

Kat::Is Turned Into A Pink Fluffy Poodle::X.X:: Ok, Thats it::Flames Come Out Of The Ground And Consume Her::

Bugs Bunny::A FireBall Flies Out Of The Paper, Just Missing His Head:: YIPE::Ducks:: What the...?

Kat::Appears Behind Bugs:: F.Y.I. I'm the author of this fanfiction, which means I control EVERYTHING here. ::Flicks Her Hands At Him::

Bugs Bunny: Gulp. ::Disappears In A Puff Of Red Smoke::

Kat::Reappears In Front Of The Audience With Bugs Bunny Hanging From A Crane Over The Set Of "Bobobo-bobo-bobo"::

Bugs Bunny::O.O:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Bobobo: Looks Up Hey everybody, look! It's Roger Rabbit!

Kat::In A Shark Cage:: Hey guys, you want a new friend?

Bobobo::In A Dog Costume With His Toung Hanging Out:: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah::Hair Opens Up And Don Patch Hops Out::

Don Patch::In A Chihuahua Costume With His Toung Hanging Out:: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!

Kat: Ok, here you go. ::Presses A Button On A Remote::

Bugs Bunny::Is Dropped Into The Hell That Is The World Of Bobobo:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Bobobo and Don Patch: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Kat: Well, Thats all folks!

Porky Pig: Hey, thats my line!

Kat::Sigh:: Not again.