Confessions of the worst spy ever
Before note: Umm Underlord likes talking in the third person, and underlord hates Alex rider now because the movie sucked, so underlord wrote this fanfic. PWNED NOOB. I own nothing, blah blah, and give me good credscauseunderlord is a super genius
Dear Journal,
Today was a bad mission. I got caught trying to steal the government of Afghanistan's military secrets, so I reacted quickly, and put a finger to my lip as a moustache. I quickly ran off before they could realize my genius disguise. Of course I grabbed one of the government's doughnuts on the way out. Those things are bad for you
Day #2
Dear Journal,
Today I had a day off, but that doesn't mean im going to take a break from being a master spy! I suck around the M16 headquarters hoping to find out some good info. Apparently, the famous chain McDonalds is a plan by the United States of America to build an army of fat people to go into Iraq. Of course the fat people will be indestructible. The M16 organization will immediately be sending the entire countries cows to the USA for consumption.
Day #3
Dear Journal,
I am being fired from my job at M16. Who knew that the organization keeps track of all internet conversations, phone and every word you say! I phoned a friend of mine in Iraq and started talking about my great discoveries from yesterday about the USA's plans to make indestructible fat people. Who knew the Americans where serious! Jeez, I have to go to court tomorrow, and be executed an hour later… what's executed?
