BEHOLD! ANOTHER STORY! Seriously, I must admit, I didn't write much of this, just passed ideas and so on. AliCloud wrote a lot of this. So give her a lot of credit and read her stories. (Yes, shameless advertising.) P.S. Son of Neptune story by StroodleMuffin is currently on hiatus (love that word :D)

Basically, Son of Neptune has already occurred but delays have stopped the tri to Greece for the time being. Percy's looking for a demigod in San Fran and is stupid enough to go alone.

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DEMIGODS VS ALIENS

Chapter 1: Worlds Colliding and Their Random Consequences

You know how I once said demigod dreams suck? Well, despite this awkward situation, I can assure you, I'm not dreaming. I even did the pinch test. TWELVE TIMES.

Yes, it's true. The world has gone insane. I, Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon, have been abducted by aliens.

No, seriously, why are you laughing? I'm not joking. There was no flashing of lights or anything, and I certainly didn't get sucked into an ominous spaceship and flown off to my doom, but it was definitely an abduction. That's happened in my life enough times for me to know what it is, believe me.

There I was, minding my own business (finding demigods, fighting for my life, the usual), when two random kids jumped me in downtown San Fran. It was kinda funny, you know, the mortals didn't even notice the three of us rolling around on the sidewalk. I wonder what they thought we were doing. Maybe a breakdancing routine gone wrong?

I should have had the upper hand. Saviour of Olympus vs random mortals, not even worth betting on. With my life, however, it's very rarely that simple. See, said random kids, may or may not have been watching me fight an even more random hydra with a fetish for lighting my hair on fire. Let's face it, I was tired. And these kids, they were fast. Like, Travis-and-Connor-running-from-Clarisse fast. I thought maybe they were just clear-sighted or more monsters with "Let's punch Percy" syndrome. I don't know quite what happened, it got a little fuzzy in the middle there, but somehow, the end result is me with my face on the tar, wondering what in Hades just happened.

Don't blame me, I was desperate. Annabeth would never let me live it down if I got mugged by mortals. You could argue that Kronos was momentarily defeated by a well-aimed blue plastic hairbrush, but somehow I don't think Camp Jupiter would take that into account. I could already hear their laughs.

I looked around desperately. Surely there had to be a water source somewhere. A tap? A faucet? Wait, weren't those the same thing? Think, think, think…. Oh! I could practically hear Annabeth's disappointed voice, "Seaweed brain! The sewers, duh!"

I strained my head to look sideways at the gutter on my right. Focus, focus, focus, Percy, focus. I felt that familiar wrenching pain in my gut. Wait for it…

The gutter exploded, in a roar of water and… other substances. I smiled in triumph as the water rolled over the kids in an unending stream of dirty liquid. I was just turning to walk away (With a little spring in my step, might I add) when low and behold my control over the water wavers.

My heart jumped in my chest, responding to the danger my head was telling me was definitely there. Could it be… My dad had said I might be getting some brothers and sisters. Could it be this was one of them? I swung around and was greeted with the sight of random kid number 1# doing her very utmost to stop the water in its tracks. She failed, of course, but it was still worrying. She was definitely not a mortal.

A part of me was kind of happy. My pride was still intact, for the moment anyway.

I was suddenly alert. A massive brown water stream was headed for someone who could be one of my siblings. I mean, it isn't exactly a nice thing to do to a friend, unless it's Clarisse.

I immediately stopped the water flow. Sorry dad! Didn't know! Please don't turn me into calamari! The girl was obviously exhausted. I rushed back over to my fallen potential comrade, pushing blondie (random kid number 2#) out of the way as I passed. My new sister was staring daggers at me, and said a few words that I will not repeat. This IS kid's fiction, after all.

I dropped down beside her so I could be on her eyelevel. All I received for my pains was a punch to my face.

Before I could blink, or rather, open my eyes, random kid number 2# picked me up by my shirt collar (and I was slightly disappointed because I went to all the trouble of ironing it) and whirled me around to face him. He was also definitely not a mortal. He was way too strong for that. Not as strong as a son of Ares, but still enough to break my neck if it really came down to it.

"What the heck do you think you're doing? In broad daylight? Are you serious?" He hissed into my face.

That reminded me. I really needed to wipe the mortals' memories when I was done here. Anyway…

"What? Uhh… dude, I'm not the one who just tried to beat someone up on a main road. Try for some subtlety next time." I tried to put on an easy smile, but that only made his snarl even bigger.

I was saved from a severe butt-whipping by my to-be sister. "John, don't. Not here. We'll just take him with us."

What? Nonononono…

I was pushed into a nearby alley which wasn't deserted but had way less people than the main road. Why was no one else watching this? Satyrs, the gods, police… anyone? I remember being hit on the back of the head by Mr Blondie and trying to hold onto consciousness. Someone was whispering how they were sorry about this and how it would all make sense when I woke up.

I've woken up now. No sense has been made. I'm stuck with two random kids in the middle of random nowhere in a majorly random pickup truck headed for a strange random destination that has yet to be randomly decided.

But I could deal with that… Until they told me I was an alien and that the fate of the world rested on me… again.

I think I better give pinching myself another try. Maybe it'll work this time.

Hello, this is AliCloud. I hope you like our story. IT WILL BE CONTINUED! ... as soon as we figure out how to continue it. If you have any cool ideas, or can give constructive criticism (flames will be loaded onto my catapult launcher and fired right back at you) than we'd love a review!

Also, for you mortified souls, Six is not a demigod, Percy is just confused because she's got limited water control too (it's there, just not anywhere near as powerful as Percy).

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