Never Put Something Shiny in Your Mouth

The dark lord was dead. It had happened before their very eyes. Every Death Eater in attendance had to try hard not to laugh and cry at the same time. Severus and Draco were leaning on each other trying to smother their laughter. They knew the situation was serious, they knew that they should've probably apparated long ago but just like the rest they were intellectually stupefied.

It had been your regular routine meeting. Bouts of cursing from the dark lord, threats of death, and missions had been given. But that was before the Dark Lord's ridiculous demise. He had been screaming his head off about his lackie's latest failures when all of a sudden he had been cut short. Nagini was seen slithering off as Voldemort was slowly gasping for breath. It had always been a well known fact that their leader was into carnal relations with the giant snake and would use her tongue as a toothbrush it seemed some days. Well it looked like she had tired of his services and finally bit his tongue off and thus killed the darkest fool to come about since Grindelwald.

Severus and Draco had soon come off their comedic high to realize that this was a prime opportunity. Severus sent Draco to stupefy the others as he sent a magic message to the pompous Headmaster he spied for. He was last seen with a smirk on his face telling Draco not to put shiny objects in his mouth before they apparated to which Draco himself slyly said next it's onto Lemon drops.