A/N: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Angel: I do own new pictures of 'Kura and Malik though!

Sakura: Story dedicated to rustyspoons! On with the fic!


Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Malik, Mokuba, Sakura, and Angel were playing softball and it was Yugi's turn to bat. When Yugi went up to home plate, he hit the ball as hard as he could; the only problem is that he didn't hit it hard enough. The ball hit Joey in the head really hard, knocking him out.

"Joey!" Angel yelled.

A few minutes later, Seto Kaiba was walking towards them so that he could pick up his little brother and his little sister. He was tempted to ignore the unconscious mutt that was lying on the ground, but his little sister bounced over to him and started pulling on his trench coat.

"Seto, big brother, you have to help Joey!" the girl cried.

"I don't have to do anything for the Mutt. Its time to go home, come on." Kaiba smirked down at the girl.

"But Seto! That's mean! You better help him or I'm staying here with my boyfriend!" Sakura said angrily.

"Who's your boyfriend?" Kaiba asked curiously.

"Um- Don't be mad at me ok Seto?"

"Why would I be mad at you?"

"Because, my boyfriend is Yami..." Sakura whispered and Seto visible twitched with anger.

"Y-Y-Yami?" he asked, trying to stay calm.

"I told you! You're mad at me now!"

"Hi!" a girl around Sakura's age exclaimed as she ran passed with a giant rusty spoon in her hands.

"Hi! What's with the icky rusty spoon?" Sakura asked.

"I'm trying to get rid of all the teapots! They are evil I tell you! EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!" The girl said as she ran away into the sunlight screaming, "Death to all teapots!" (That's you Rustyspoons!)

"Where is the mutt?" Kaiba grumbled.

All of sudden, a song started playing, the noise was coming from the sky, or, because they were right outside the building, Kaiba's office:

Well you filled up my head,
With so many lies.
Twisted my heart
Til something snapped inside.
I'd like to give it one more try
but my give a damn's busted.

You can crawl back home
say you were wrong,
stand out in the yard and
cry all night long.
Well go ahead and water the lawn.
My give a damn's busted.

I really wanna care,
I wanna feel somethin'
Let me dig a little deeper...
No...
Sorry...
Nothin'

You can say you've got issues.
You can say you're a victim.
It's all your parents fault, I mean
After all you didn't pick em
Maybe somebody elses got time to listen.
My give a damn's busted.

Well Your therapist says
It was all a mistake
A product of the prozac
And your co-dependent ways
So... who's your enabler these days?
My give a damn's busted.

I really wanna care,
I wanna feel somethin'
Let me dig a little deeper...
Naw...still nothin'

It's a desperate situation,
No tellin' what you'll do.
If I don't forgive you,
You say your life is through.
Come on... give me somethin' I can use.
My give a damn's busted.

Well...I really wanna care,
I wanna feel somethin'
Let me dig a little deeper...
No.. man... sorry...
just nothing...nope
you've really done it this time..

My give a damns busted.


"Um... Seto, what was that?" Sakura asked as her and Mokuba started to laugh at him.

"Nothing..." Kaiba answered.

"Kaiba, I didn't know that you listened to country music!" Joey said as he sat up slowly, rubbing his head where the ball had hit him.

"Its none of your business..."

"Seto, it's starting!" Mokuba exclaimed:

Boy you sure look good there standin' in the doorway in the sunset light
Maybe I read you wrong thinkin' you could be my Mr. Right
I was puttin' my heart and soul on the line
Said you needed some time, just a little more time to make up your mind
Well it's been long enough
Time is up

Bye bye love, I'll catch you later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off
I ain't never lookin' back. And that's a fact.
I've tried all I can imagine
I've begged and pleaded in true lover's fashion
I've got pride, I'm takin' it for a ride
Bye bye, bye bye my baby, bye bye

Don't think all those tears are gonna hold me here like they've done before
You'll find what's left of us in a cloud of dust on highway 4
Baby what did you expect me to do
Just sit around and wait on you
Well I'm through watchin' you just skate around the truth
And I know it sounds trite
I've seen the light

Bye bye love, I'll catch you later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off
'Cause I ain't never lookin' back, and that's a fact.
I've tried all I can imagine
I've begged and pleaded in true lover's fashion
I've got pride, I'm takin' it for a ride
Bye bye, bye bye my baby, bye bye

I'd lost the game I guess
I did my best to win the part
Now I'm leavin' here with what's left of my heart.
Bye bye, I'll catch you later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator and the rearview mirror torn off
'Cause I ain't never lookin' back.
You can count on that.
I've tried all I can imagine
I've begged and pleaded in true lover's fashion
I've got pride, I'm takin' it for a ride
Bye bye, bye bye my baby, bye bye

Bye bye
Ooh baby
Oh oh
Bye bye, bye bye my baby, bye bye


"Damn! Who is messing with my CD player!"

"That's so cute Seto!" Joey squealed.

"What's cute?" Kaiba asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You are! You're so adorable! Those songs are by Jo Dee Messina, right?"

"Yeah... Stop calling me cute!"

"But you ARE cute! I could just kiss you! You know what? That's what I'm going to do!" Joey jumped up and ran over to Kaiba, and pressed his lips against the other boys.

'What the hell! I'm actually enjoying this!' Kaiba thought.

'Mm, Seto tastes good...' Joey thought absentmindedly.

When Joey broke off the kiss, Kaiba did the most unexpected thing, "Hey! I wasn't done yet!"

"Huh!" Was the question on everyone's lips.

"Seto, are you feeling ok?" Mokuba asked.

"I'm fine. I just want him to kiss me again." Kaiba answered.

"Not yet Seto. You have a teapot on your head." Joey snickered.

"EEVVIILL Teapots!" Rustyspoons screamed as she ran towards Kaiba and killed the teapot with her rust spoon.

"Don't kill Seto!" Joey exclaimed.

"He's not dead, just unconscious." the crazy girl said.

"Yes! Rusty! Over here!" Angel screamed.

"Angel! What's up? Have you attempted to kill Seto again?"

"Not yet! Sakura won't let me! Damn authoress!"

"Darn. Well, I have to go kill more evil teapots! Bye bye!" and the strange girl ran away again.

"That girl is weird." Yugi, Mokuba, Yami, Sakura, and everyone else said as they watched here form disappearing. Well, except for the poor unconscious Kaiba.


Well, Bye people! This story is for you Rustyspoons!

Angel: Rustyspoons is awesome!

Sakura: Hush...

Angel: I can't believe that you had her knock Kaiba out... That was so cool!