I was skipping through some songs on my Ipod, laid my head back on one of the soft, fluffy pillows surrounding my human bed. Thankfully, the entire school week was over, and The Signless ( aka Daddy ) and Kankri weren't home at the moment. Only the proposed God of this human world knew where the fuck they were at ,so I had the house all to my self.

My name is Karkat Vantas, and I am now living in the human world with those fucking McDouchemuffins I called friends.

I opened my usual music app on my Ipod, I had tons of undiscovered bands and music on there. Call me a hipster or whatever, but really, I think the new human generation's music was shit. I only would listen to stuff like Panic! At the Disco and Secondhand Serenade, Chaotica, Killswitch Engage, Mayday Parade. You probably never even heard of any of them actually.

Boy, I feel bad for you actually, you're missing all the good shit on here and listening to all that bullcrap on the radio.

I laid my arm down on the pillow beside my head, my fingers laced around the little touch screen. I stared up on my bedrooms ceiling, fuck it was dark in here, but I didn't care. It was about 9 pm anyway. And I was way too exhausted by all that school shit. Eventually, I start to close my eyes. Slowly and steadily. Within a few minutes, they were closed. And that's when I realized the horrid song that was playing on the Ipod.

'Imma' barbie girl..In a barbie woooorld.~'

I shot my eyes wide open and shift my head over to the little device in my hand. I quickly get up and stare at it, my eyes still big and twitching now.

"How the fuck did that get in there?", I murmur silently.

'My boobs are plastic.~It's fantastic.~'

"Oh god...", I thought and face-palmed.

"Eridan...", I growled lowly to myself. I reached out for my smoky gray, cancer sign backpack, fished inside for a pen and a leather-strapped book.

I called the book my 'Notes for today and for whenever i give a fuck book' ,it was called Bob for short, ...Don't question me.

I scribbled down my notebook, it read :

'Note 236:Kick Eridan's ass...or at least steal his cape and dye it pink. He'll fucking love it, that goddamn barbie girl.'

I smirk devilishly.

"I'm starting to like this idea.", But my thoughts were interrupted by a sudden click, turn,and slam noise outside my locked doors, with keys jiggling and clashing together once every few footsteps.

"Ahh,fuck...He's here"

"Karkat!", I flinch a bit at the sound of his British-tinted voice.

"Ughhh...", I groaned loudly and collapsed on my bed again.

"Ah! So you are here!", He said again.


A/N - Anddd, I'm back. My writing improved a bit since I was last here. I plan to rewrite my stories, and post more chapters soon everyone. I'll be updating much more often know, seeing as I was gone for nearly a year. I'll make up to you followers, I promise.