Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and co…actually…since this is more bout Sango/Miroku…I don't own San/Mir and co…

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Chapter 1: A Clumsy Friend and the Perverted Guy

"You'll catch cold!"

"I gotta meet her, TONIGHT!"

"Be careful, Sango."

"I will, father!"

Fuatari Sango ran down street toward the park. The center of Tokyo was the busiest in town and of course her best friend picked there to meet. Her turned a corner and jumped off the curb, ready to sprint as fast as she could to beat the light.

Making to the other side she panted and looked around. Her friend was walking elegantly on a bench right next to the entrance of the park. She had a sun umbrella on and her small feet were covered in ballet shoes, laced up her calves. She wore a white lacy dress that was very puffy toward the bottom. Her black hair was in curls, which was a big change from the usual glossy straight black hair her friend naturally had.

She bounded her foot up and down. Her best friend never looked so…pretty.

"Kagome-chan? Why are you dressed like that?" Sango asked as she sat next to her friend.

Higurashi Kagome turned, her lips painted with red and her cheeks applied with light pink blush. She smiled, her glossy lips forming a perfect smile.

Sango blushed. She was always jealous of her best friends looks. Getting the hottest guy in school and having the second hottest guy still chasing after her after her many refusals. She was nicknamed "The Beauty of Tokogan" which was true to the extent of her appearance. She was anything from beautiful on the inside.

"I have a recital." Was all she said. "C-Can you come?"

Sango stared at her friends side profile. She seemed kind of hesitant to ask. "What's the matter?"

"We're senior's, right?" she asked softly, a real blush covering her cheeks.

"Yeah…" Sango stared skeptically at her friend.

"D-Do you….think….h-he'll ask me?" she asked even quieter now. Her face was now sophisticatly red by then.

"I-Inuyasha? Ask…" Sango looked down, her own cheeks blushed. "He's too….crass…"

"He'll ask me before graduation…right?" Kagome asked hopefully. She turned towaqrd her best friend, dropping her parisole and grabbing her friends hands. "I'm sorry you're not as pretty as me" Twitch. "Or popular." Another twitch. "Or sophisticated." Major twitching. "Or elegant." Twitch-twitch-twitch. "Or feminine as I am but…"

"You're not as graceful as me." Sango interrupted. "Klutz."

"That's me…"

"Then how'd you become a ballerina if you can't even walk to school without tripping over your own two feet?" Sango asked as hse glared at her friend hotly.

"Well…" Kagome retrieved her umbrella again and pulled her friend to her feet. "My father is rich, my mother taught me ballet grace, and my brother is athletic."

"What's your brother have to do with it?"

"I've played soccer with him."

Kagome and Sango walked through the park, the trees covering them. Kagome closed her umbrella. She stared up at the sky, glossy curls framing her face. "I hope you asks me."

"Don't' worry…" Sango stared at the ground, her friends beauty making her feel depressed. "He will…"

"Sango-chan…" Kagome drapped her arm around her best friends shoudelrs, leaning her head on the taller girl's shoulder. "You'll find Mr. Right. Someday. I'll help you, I promise."

"I won't even let you try." Sango mumbled.

"And why not?" Kagome said, pullign away and looking offended.

"Because." Sango skipped ahead. "You'll find me a snob in your snobbish little town filled with snobs." She smiled at her fuming friend.

And Higurashi Kagome showed her true colors.

"Fuatari Sango! I will…!" she lifted her umbrella and ran forward. "Kill—AHH!" she tripped and fell to the ground. "Ouchy!!"

Sango chuckled as she came up next to her friend. "Did you get dirty, Kagome dear?" she asked mockingly.

"I better not have." Kagome growled as she stuck out a hand, waving it. "Well, ain't'cha gonna help me up?!"

"Not with that tone!" Sango walked away at a leisurely pace, her friends threats drowned out by now as she looked around at all the couples. The only time she had been asked out was by mistake when the blind jerk Saira Kochiki gave her a love letter and asked her. Mai Kai, the girl her actually wanted to ask out, put his glasses on for him after which he studied poor Sango and said: "Eww! I asked a boy?!" While Kagome proceeded in throwing her finger paint over his head, yelling: "You jerky jerk head!", and Inuyasha and his brother writing bad words up and down on his back and face. The teacher had put the three of them in time-out for that.

Sango stopped as she kicked a stone, staring off into space and standing in the middle of the road.

"Sango-chan! Watch out!" she heard Kagome's distant scream and the pounding of her shoes. The cruse as she slipped and the gasp as pounding hooves came nearer.

Sango turned slowly, horror drawn on her face. The horse 'n buggy was coming full speed toward her, slowing not the slightest bit and pounding nearer.

"S-Sango-chan!!"

Sango closed her eyes, ready for the impact, but it didn't come.

She felt her self floating for a second before meeting gravel. A heavy body was crushed to her back, pushing her head downward.

After the pounding of the hooves passed she lifted her head as the hand pressed to her head loosened its hold on her slightly.

She turned; ready to say "Thank you".

"Th-…" she stopped and turned beat red. "And what in gods name are you doing?!" she yelled as she slapped her rescuer.

"I just wanted to see if you were alright." Said the man. He wore a leather coat, baggy blue jeans and a white t-shirt. His hair was in a small ponytail at the nape of his neck and his bluish eyes glittered as he held the cheek she had slapped fondly.

"Sango-chan! Did you see that?!" Kagome came over happily, not a spec on her dress. Her knees were skinned, though, and were bleeding only a bit. She was brushing off her said knees but smiling brightly. "Quite a man he is." She winked.

"Do you think so?" the man was in front of her in a second, holding her free hand happily, his eyes shut happily. "Then…fair lady, you bear me a child?"

"Bear you a what?!" Kagome's eye twitched.

Sango's elbow connected with his head. "Heaven forbid I have "fun" with you, good sir! I'm happily married!" Kagome yelled, kicking his head gingerly. She wiped off her shoe mockingly and went back to brushing off her knees, which were now turning the usual slight pale color of her skin, the dirt off completely.

Sango pulled his head up by the hair. "And what's your business, hentai-san?" she asked angrily.

"I saw the horse coming toward your defenseless form and just had to protect such a lovely woman as you from such a painful and morbid death."

"Ri-i-ght." Sango said skeptically.

Kagome knelt next to him. "Why would you ask a high class woman such as I to bear your child?" Kagome can be full of herself. For heavens sake, she lives in a Shinto shrine! But nonetheless she is loaded. A gun in ever armoire in the house and each woman knows how to fire it. A vault filled to the brim with jewels and cash, and an arsenal filled with bombs, fireworks, guns, canons, and other warlike weapons, an armoire filled with hundreds and thousands of outfits to choose from, and an average sized house on the grounds of an average sized shrine. All the above was hidden underneath this average looking estate.

"As asked you because of your beauty, lady." He said politely.

"Thanks." Kagome said flatly.

"You're welcome!" he beamed.

Sango smacked him and the two woman glared down at him, the unconious pervert who they had no idea would become a very very BIG part of their lives.

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How do you like it? I made Kagome rich, with a father, and a happy life…but this story isn't about her and her life….it's about unpopular (last name), unwealthy, non-boyfriend-ified Fuatari Sango-chan.

So I hope you enjoyed it. I just want people to tell me, do you want Kagome to be

A) Delicate and polite, and crazy and clumsy (when around her friends)

B) Solemn and kind, and normal and sweet

Please tell me which one!!

Next chapter:

Chapter 2: Meeting HIM Again and the "Proposal"