Agh! This is awful I'm sorry, I did this in maths so it's quick and shitty DX

The new guy, Jason, sat down next to me at the pep rally, we'd talked a few times but I wouldn't really call us friends, just, acquaintances. A few minutes into the cheer routine he turned to me and said something that made me want to push him off a cliff, "Hey, that Marjorine girl is pretty cute, she single?" he kept his eyes trained on Marjorine, who I knew to be Butters Stotch. Butters had decided he enjoyed being his female alter ego Marjorine, more than he enjoyed being Butters. Plus, it made me loving him a lot easier.

I turned to Jason and spat harshly "No, she's not." And walked away, I went and sat with Stan and Kyle, only a few of us knew that Marjorine was actually Butters, just myself, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and a bunch of other guys, we were the ones who 'made' Marjorine. "What's up with you, fatass?" Asked Kyle jokingly, it didn't bother me anymore – Being called fatass – I had lost a lot of my weight since fourth grade, so now it was more of a nickname than an insult. "New guy's checking out Butters." I snarled, glancing over at Jason, Stan and Kyle followed my gaze, looking at Jason. "No chance." Mumbled Stan, and Kyle nodded, I swear those guys are mentally connected or something.. "No chance thattt..?" I question, looking confusedly from Stan to Kyle. "You're better looking." Said Kyle, "and Butters likes you already." Stan nodded and added in "and you know his 'secret' too."

"Oh.." and then Kyle added "And who wouldn't want to date the Running Back for the South Park cows?" this makes me smile. These guys care about me. I look over at Butters, he looks so incredibly cute in that cheerleader's uniform. "You guys are the best, y'know?" Stan and Kyle grin at me and say, at the very same time – Connected in the brain, I tell you – "Gee, Cartman, you really are a fag." I smile for a bit until I realize what they said "AY!" and all of a sudden, we're all laughing our asses off.

Later that day, after school, we're all sitting outside, Stan's sitting on the wall along the parking lot, in front of my car, which Kyle and I are sitting on the hood of, just talking. Then Butters walks up and hops up onto the wall beside Stan "H-Hey fellas!" Butters grins, and absently, I grin too, "Hey Butters" I look up at him beaming down at me, he always seems so happy to see me, even after I was such a dick to him when we were kids. "Sorry." I blurt out without thinking, Butters looks confused, "W-What for, Eric?" He hops down from the wall and stands in front of me, a caring look in his eyes "Everything…" I mumble, Butters grins and hugs me, I was not expecting that, I almost fell off the hood of my car "Aw, hamburgers, Eric, you don't have to be sorry for anything, we'll always be best friends" he leans back and look into my eyes "Right?" he flashes me the cutest smile. Jesus, he's just so damn adorable. "R-Right, yeah." As customary, Stan pinches the bridge of his nose and mumbles "Cartman just ask him out, fuck." I blushed bright red and kicked myself mentally for doing so. "W-WHAT?" I yell, looking half angrily half embarrassed at Stan. "Dude, you are so fucking obvious it's painful." Butters blushed and looked at me, "What does he mean, Eric?" I look away awkwardly and mumble "Jesus, Butters, I fucking love you." And then Butters did the opposite of what I expected him to do, he grabbed me and pulled me into a tight hug, nuzzling into my neck. His soft lips tickled my neck as he whispered "Shucks, Eric, I've always loved you." With that I return the embrace, hugging Butters tightly, never wanting to let go.

I hope it's not too bad! R&R because you're lovelies? :D 3