A/N first in the tradition of all fanfic writers i dont own the title to halo or bear any relatives that work for bungiee im just a fan inserting myself into the universe i would like to give credit to maverick515 for inspiring me in this his into the fire gave me a jolt of how to approach a halo fic and i plan to use the same reason for my dudes transport into halo as he did but from there similiarities will hopefully end pardon any grammar or punctuation errors like the character adam im a bit lazy and im stuck using wordpad to type this and have no editing tools please read and review i plan to take this up to the arkor at least the fall of reach.
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Adam was the typical layabout lazy 24 year old. working two jobs playing games and chatting online while living with family. He was a custodian a bit of a loner and a recluce and a big halo fan hes played the games and read the books constanly hoping that they make a movie live action. on his 24th birthday he had the bad luck getting called in to his job as a janitor for a small elemntary school, he was a sub he came when needed. the day started normal he got up and went thru the the S routine of shit shower shave, and drove out after pouring coffee in his eyes. the day went normal gathered garbage shoveled snow cleaned the few rooms on his list and sat waiting the remainder of the 8 hours waiting for the kids to leave on call for any mess.
bout 12:30 pm adam was passing down the main hall after cleaning the cafeteria when he heard screams from a kindergarden no teacher would let pre-k students watch anything scary or violent enough to scare them so he peeked in and saw something that stopped him cold.
A covenant elite was standing in the middle of the class room with an energy sword and adam questioned his sanity til it sliced at a teacher who tripped and saw the blade slice a gash in the wall. while he was average in most things when it came to common sense his dad always said he lacked it immensly, his flight or fight response was geared for fight though he couldnt take the thing out he charged and grabbed a yard stick.
now a yard stick is by no means a weapon but adam threw himself at the beast and swung at its hand and startled the blue clad elite however he also pissed the fucker off. the elite focused on him and attacked swinging its blade wildly adam being a dungeons and dragons fan and used the yard stick like a rapier targeting the bastards sword hand. he ignored body shots cause the shields would stop it and would leave him overextended after a few minutes of this adam was getting tired so he plunged the stick between its legs and shoulder tackled him. if you guessed it didnt do much u were partially correct the stick snapped and the elite only moved an inch but he backed up for a sword strike at the same instant and tripped over a desk, by that time everyone was outa the room and a crowd was at the door but most were frozen stiff adam jumped on the elite and knew his strength or lack there of wouldnt help him so he attacked kneed the elite in the groin which proved effective the elites eyes opened real wide adam then punched it in its throat but the shield deflected the force of the punch and adam punched the ground. the fight was almost over and ur dumb as shit hero was bout to be mincemeat when a thought occured he looked at the target and noticed he had an energy dagger probably used for cutting the elites dinner. he pulled it up found the activation lever and jabbed it at the elites eye only to have hisarm caught by the beasts vice like grip suddenly there was a white light that blinded adam and he thought "oh shit im dead, why dont i hurt? will i go to heaven or hell?"
