Fawlty Towers the unmade movie
Idea by John Cleese on Fawlty Towers 3 disc DVD set.
Scripted by RPQ
Basil is having a usual day. Guests puking on inspector's clothes, Doors being knocked down by rubbish builders who he hired because they were cheap and Sybil not shutting up on the phone among other things.
Manuel!
Si?
Take these cases up to room 21 please?
Que? (Canned laughter)
Take… up to … room… 21.
Oh. Si. Build 21 rooms?
You stupid Spanish cloth eared bint! DID YOU LOSE YOUR BRAINS?
Si. Find cloth to put lost brain back in head?
Oh I give up! Sybil can you tell that Spanish bastard to take the cases to 21?
Oh sure dear. OH I KNOW! (Can I get that woman to shut up I mean come on she has been on the phone for 26 years but mind you that is how long we have been off air. CURSE US BEING TOO GOOD!)
Basil leaves. As soon as he's gone Sybil puts the phone down and tells Manuel "You know the plan? Si. Write note for Mr Fawlty inviting him to family see. Then you give Fawlty note and you go see me family. Right. Oh Mrs Fawlty me written letter already.
Thanks. Oh Basil, Basil? BASIL! What are you doing?
Oh nothing dear just destroying the car because it won't FUCKING START!
Where were you going with the car?
