Popo and Nana were sitting in their comfy igloo that they made on the top of a snowy mountain as they sighed, both of them being bored out of their minds, cause it was too brutally cold to be chilling outside, what with it being a horrendous snow storm that felt like a hurricane.

"Argh, I'm so bored..." Nana remarked as she was polishing her wooden mallet.

"Me too," Popo remarked as he picked up an icy remote, using it to change the channel on the icy television, switching channels from penguins dancing to a polar bear trying to put on pink shorts.

SUDDENLY, Batman showed up, in the shadows, where he was hiding for some reason.

"I'm Batman," said Batman.

Popo and Nana looked at each other, neither Ice Climber knowing what to say as Batman suddenly chucked a batarang at the ice TV, causing it to break into various pieces.

"Hey!" The Ice Climbers shouted angrily in unison as they took their prized possessions very seriously.

"I'm Batman," Stated Batman in a factually manner.

"You just did that," Nana responded.

Batman did not like hearing anyone talk back to him, so he did the only thing possible... beating the hell out of the Ice Climbers.

Which he did, for ten seconds, then he was frozen in a block of ice.

"...So what do we do with him?" Popo asked as he turned to Nana.

Nana shrugged in response as she shook her head. "I dunno. I never froze a guy like Batman before."

"Is he a human posing as a bat, or a bat posing as a man?" Popo questioned as he rubbed his chin with his left gloved hand.

Nana felt her stomach rumble, letting out a deep pitched bassy fart as she sighed of relief. "I don't know, man. Let's just get something to eat."