Author's Notes: Ahh…random.
Summary: They're so stupid, they don't even realize they like each other. Yuki, Takenaga, Ranmaru, and Noi all nodded as Kyohei and Sunako bit each other's heads off. Sooner or later the odd couple will confess…when pigs fly.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot…, which I think, is a little fickle.
When Pigs Fly
Alyssa in Wonderland
Chapter 1: Blunt Obvious
It was a normal day in Sunako's Aunt's mansion…
Outside the red roses were blooming with morning dew on each of its petals and the grass soft and green. Sunlight was pouring into the living room of the mansion. Three beautiful men laid nonchalant on either the couch or the imported Persian carpet. A short-blonde haired boy wearing a green sweater blinked a couple of times as the red-headed man across from him said, "That, Yuki, is how you look more like a man."
"Picking up every girl I see?" Yuki asked.
"No, not girl—woman." Ranmaru, the redhead, corrected.
"Ranmaru, Yuki isn't the type that likes polygamy." Takenaga said as he flipped the page of a magazine.
"This is coming from the one-woman, Takenaga! How are things with Noi?" Ranmaru asked.
Takenaga blushed, and as if on cue, Noi came into the living room wearing a beautiful pink dress with a white knitted sweater. "Takenaga-kuuun!" She beamed. Takenaga blushed even more furiously.
Yuki and Ranmaru laughed then from the hall they heard…
"No way."
"I want American-style steak tomorrow!"
"Too expensive."
"STEAK!"
"No."
"STEAK!!"
"No!"
"STEAAAAK!!!"
"NO!"
It went on for about a couple of minutes until Kyohei decided to pick up the foreboding Sunako by the collar. "I. Want. Steak. Tomorrow." He stated.
Sunako looked up at him and sighed in defeat. This creature of the light is a man-childin disguise! "I understand." She replied. Kyohei grinned at the defeated girl and dropped her. He then looked at his friends from the hall and declared, "We're having steak tomorrow!"
All four individuals in the living room had deadpan look in their faces. It's been about two or three months since the men of the house decided to transform Nakahara Sunako into a lady. They were making little progress…but it was still progress! Somehow along the way, Kyohei had become close with Sunako in an odd way. They've rescued each other, kissed each other, been hypnotized, and other circumstances that threw them both together.
…And in a way, the four in the living room have played roles into developing the weird relationship between Kyohei and Sunako. They always did have fun watching things develop.
The moment Sunako was dropped she shrugged and said, "Maybe." From that simple retaliation came a maelstrom of whining and yelling.
It's a fact…
They're so stupid, they don't even realize they like each other. Yuki, Takenaga, Ranmaru, and Noi all nodded as Kyohei and Sunako bit each other's heads off. Sooner or later the odd couple will confess…when pigs fly.
Author's Notes: Eh? What do you think? Is it worth writing some more?
