Hetalia fan fiction

Durring a world coffernce, italy gets bored. So he leaves, no one notices. But when comes back with a plate full of hot steamy pasta, hest h center of attion.

While he eats his pasta (and enjoys it), iggy comes up, and starts to give him truble (its about eating his pasta during a conffernce thought know one cares. I mean come on its italy ).

So italy gets mad. Threats and swears fly. Finnaly italy says " leave me alone or I will shove your head up his ass," while he points to (put who ever here.) iggy laughs, and takes away his pasta. Italy gives him a death glare , one, by the way gives Russia chills, and grabs igggy by the neck and shoves it straight up the outer guysass. Italy, then watches as everyone tries to help iggy and the other dude out, and while eating his pasta and laughs.

After about five minetus , italy's done with his pasta and decides to help them out. He pushes past them, rolls up his sleeves, puts one hand on iggys sholders, and the other hand on (whatever this guys name is)'s back. And then pulls them apart with a dry "pop" sound. Iggys taramtized and so is the other guy.

Italy walks out saying "veee~", like nothing happened. Happy ending !/!/!/

AN my friend wrote this im just putting it up on FF for her.