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Summary: In the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke both end up fatally wounding each other. As they were about to die, a troll wizard came and save them and also making them into Magical girls. Now the two are on a quest for Class Cards in the Elemental Nations.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Notes/Letters


In the Valley of the End, where the legendary Shodaime Hokage Hashirama Senju fought against Madara Uchiha, there were two Genins fighting there with all their might. They fight for what they wanted.

One wanted to bring back the other shinobi back to the village and be applauded by cheers of his peers and other shinobi comrades.

The other wanted to gained more power at the cost of everything he had whether it was his place of home to even his body.

It was an exchange of ideas. When they communicated not by words, but by the fists they had thrown upon each other.

One's power came from his beliefs in friends and their beliefs onto him. It was simply love for this one that grants him power.

The other gained power through sheer hate and abandonment of everything they had and bear all the burdens onto that individual sense of self. It was a desire and the hate that grants this other power.

One had no family and bears a great burden by his home. But he has always smiled and tries to preserve to gain the respect of the other.

The other had lost his family and strives for the revenge that would make his family no his own self be at peace. But he knows that there will be consequences for the actions that he taken to achieve this goal of revenge.

The one's name was Naruto Uzumaki. A Genin of Konohagakure and he was Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi. A spikey blonde with blue eyes and he had whiskers over his cheeks and his skin was normally tanned. Most of the time, he would wearing an orange jumpsuit along with his Konoha headband and his shinobi open-toed sandals.

The other's name was Sasuke Uchiha. Another Genin of Konohagakure and he was the "Last Uchiha". A calm spikey black hair with a tint of blue with a duck butt-like back of the head and he had coal black eyes and his skin was fairer than most boys. He wears a navy blue, short-sleeved shirt with a high collar, white shorts along with his Konoha headband and his shinobi open-toed sandals.

The Valley of the End was created from the conflict between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. Two statues were made facing each other off in the image of those two legendary figures. In between the two was a large waterfall that leads to a lake at the bottom.

On top of the lake as of now, there were two Genins fighting while moving across the water.

One of the Genin is Naruto Uzumaki and the other was Sasuke Uchiha.

The origin of this fight was due to event of Sasuke leaving the village and was heading to Orochimaru to get more power. Naruto is trying to stop Sasuke, because Orochimaru really want Sasuke's body for a vessel and that Sasuke is practically throwing away everything he had for this power.

As the fight begin to escalate, Naruto went into the One Tailed mode of the Kyuubi chakra, as Sasuke went into Cursed Seal second level form.

Naruto has a fox shaped chakra cloak over him while Sasuke has two hand-like wings popping out of his back as his skin is darker than usual.

"Naruto let's end this now"

Sasuke went through the hand signs and he held his left hand with his right hand. Black and gray lightning charged up on his left hand as if he were grasping on it. The noise is make is similar to a thousand birds chirping.

"Chidori!" Sasuke declared.

While Naruto responded with his right hand rising. As a spiraling and staggering amount of chakra took form upon on his hand as a sphere. It was large sphere that was bigger than the hand and its blue color contrast with the red chakra silhouette over it.

"Rasengan!" Naruto responded with the dread of malice and hate in his tone.

Sasuke jumped and launched himself towards to Naruto with his Black Chidori in his hand.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke shouted.

Naruto on the other hand jumped and launched himself towards to Sasuke with his Vermillion Rasengan in his hand.

"SASUKE!" Naruto shouted as well.

They both charged at the other at their all might with all their screaming too.

If the attacks collide with each other, then the damage of the attacks would weaken severely. Hitting each other would probably do scars at most.

Chidori was a piercing lightning attack, while Rasengan was a spiraling grinding neutral attack. Chidori is no doubt faster than the Rasengan and can pierce through certain defenses. While the Rasengan is potent enough grind through the defense and head to the target as it then explodes.

Unfortunately, the attacks happen to not collide. Sasuke happens to charge at Naruto chest faster than Naruto could use Rasengan to hit the Chidori. Thus Sasuke's Black Chidori pierce through Naruto's chest without a doubt damaging not only the heart but also the top part of one Naruto's lung would be damaged heavily as well.

As a result, blood flew out Naruto's mouth. The heart pumps the blood as the lung breath in the air. Blood is the lifeline of a person body. Destruction done upon the heart and a bit of the lung would no doubt cause Naruto's spurting out blood from his mouth.

As Sasuke's hand was in Naruto's chest, Naruto smash his large Rasengan on to Sasuke's head. In effect, the damage done by the Rasengan was strong to grind through the forehead protector thus causing the forehead protector to break apart as the Rasengan grind through Sasuke's forehead. Then boom, Sasuke was sent flying to another end to the lake as Naruto fell down to the water below was what their original position was at in midair.

The damage Sasuke has taken would enough to make him have brain trauma. Not only that, but Sasuke would be dying as his blood is non-stop flowing out of his forehead.

In less than an hour, the two would be dead on top of the lake. Two potentially powerful shinobi died. A sad ending for this tale, Naruto never become Hokage as Sasuke never get his revenge on Itachi.

Even Kakashi happens to come; it would be helpless unless he was some sort of super medic. Even if he was such a good medic then he would only be able to save one.

It was a good thing for the matter of the two dying Genin, that a random and powerful multiverse-traveling vampire wizard happen to came by to save the day.

For the man who was named Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, one of five living Magicians capable of True Magic which beyond modern science of Magecraft of his world. His control over the Second Magic, "Kaleidoscope", allows him to operate across parallel worlds even into alternate realities.

He was taking a good ole fashion stroll across a forest near the Valley of the End. In fact he didn't even know he was even near a place called the Valley of the End. He was simply wandering around trying to find a new thing to mess with.

You know. Pass the time and all. It is a very boring experience to sit around and wait for the next thing in your original world.

Zelretch stopped moving once he saw two young bloodied lads across the surface of the lake. Indeed two apparently heavily injured boys. If only they were girls he would give them those Kaleidosticks he has been carrying around and put them on a stupid quest he made up.

Only reason why he made Kaleidosticks because of some Magical girl shows he had watched. Now he was too busy trying to find at least two innocent young girls so he can watch some Magical girl action on the sidelines. Magical girl action done by his product would be very interesting to watch.

Instead he found two bloodied and injured boys. One in an orange jumpsuit and the other had a blue shirt with white shorts. Zelretch himself has seen better and worse than this scene at the same time already.

Zelretch then with speed that seems instantaneous, the old vampire magician dragged the two bloodied boys on to the soft dirt ground that he was standing upon earlier. Now with a closer inspection of the two, the orange boy had a heavy wound on his chest while the blue boy is simply losing blood as it rises from his head.

Then Zelretch had a big bright idea shining in his head. He had found two possible foo- children that can potentially help out his problem. The problem of his missing class cards that went who knows in this world. That he happens to lost very recently.

By very recently, Zelretch actually meant as of now as he pulled up about seven class cards and launched them into the air as they flew in different directions. It was a very good thro- no dropped yeah dropped the class cards all up the way into the air as it flew in many directions.

Now looking at the two wounded and soon to be dead children, Zelretch was going to heal them to a degree that they can talk. Zelretch was going to give them a choice after all; he was not the type of guy who would force a person to do whatever it wants. After all it was better for them to make the choice so that they can't blame him later on because they would be the only ones at fault here.

The blonde was spurting out blood through his mouth as the black-haired one was having blood flying out of his head.

It was time for Zelretch to perform his super low-level healing magic gimmick whatever it was. Zelretch brought a small bottle from his coat he was wearing. Opened it and pour some on the orange brat then the blue brat. It was a very simple healing salve that barely heals a person very quickly. It was good enough to heal them enough so that they can speak.

The blonde and black-haired seem healed enough. Good enough. Good enough to speak then. After all the blonde stop spurting out blood and the black-haired stopped having blood flying out of his head.

Zelretch was simply stroking his beard as he watched the blonde open his eyes and looked at him. The blonde begins to speak.

"Who are you oyaji (old man)?" Naruto asked.

"All you need to know is whether or not you and your friend would like to live?" Zelretch asked.

"What do you mean?" Naruto said. "Am I going to die?!"

"Let me put this in simpler terms. You're dying and so is your friend." Zelretch replied.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted.

"Ah your friend is awake too now. Let me repeat myself." Zelretch said calmly. "You two are both dying."

"HN?!" Sasuke grunted in surprise.

"Wait, hold up you said something about to live earlier oyaji." Naruto said.

"Indeed I did, I would save you two if you do a favor for me." Zelretch spoke.

"Then what's the favor then." Naruto said.

"It's actually simple; I just need you two to go find some cards I lost." Zelretch spoke with utter vague and ended those words with a chuckle.

"THAT'S EASY DATTEBAYO. We'll do it." Naruto said then looked as Sasuke. "Right Sasuke."

"Naruto, why would a man go save us if we go for find some cards?" Sasuke asked.

"Come on Sasuke. This oyaji is clearly one of those top secret doctors in the world. Otherwise why bother helping us in the first place. The cards thing is simply a way for us not to owe him." Naruto replied.

"Hahaha." Zelretch begin to laugh and chuckle louder.

"Hmm how do I know if this supposed doctor is not some sort of Orochimaru? He probably wanted to experiment on the great Uchiha." Sasuke was too busy staring at Zelretch.

"Sasuke, that's pretty stupid coming from the guy who was going towards Orochimaru." Naruto deadpanned and was wondering if Sasuke was stupid.

"Shut up dobe. I can never see you becoming Hokage." Sasuke replied.

"Screw you too Sasuke-teme (bastard)." Naruto cursed Sasuke in response.

"So children, do you accept my favor for saving you two." Zelretch spoke.

"ACCEPTED." Both Naruto and Sasuke said together.

"There might be possible changes from saving you two. After all both of you children were gravely wounded. It is very difficult to save two dying brats." Zelretch spoke with caution.

"Changes like what." Naruto inquired.

"Changes like amputation which is like losing an arm Naruto." Sasuke replied.

"Even if I lose an arm, then I just become the first one arm Hokage then." Naruto said.

"Alright then, all that is needed to be done for now is for you two to grab onto these sticks." Zelretch pulled two Kaleidosticks. Zelretch held out in his hands offering Ruby to Naruto and Sapphire to Sasuke.

"Wait, how would grabbing sticks heal us?" Sasuke asked.

"I agree with the teme here. How would sticks heal us?" Naruto agreed with Sasuke.

"This here boys, is the cutting edge of technology here. Healing is just one of its many feats it could do. It is after all a revolutionary technology yet introduced to the world." Zelretch exclaimed and propagandized these inventions he has made earlier in his life.

"Okay then oyaji. Let me give it a go." Naruto said as he reached for the stick.

"Naruto I'm blaming you for whatever happens." Sasuke glared at Naruto as he reached for his respective stick.

"Thank me later Sasuke. When we fully recover and head back to Konoha." Naruto said.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted.

"WAS THAT A YES OR A NO TEME?!" Naruto shouted.

"Time is of the essence here boys. Take it or leave it." Zelretch said.

Both Naruto and Sasuke grabbed their Kaleidosticks respectively. Then they both collapsed and went unconscious. Unknown on what's going to happen next.

"Good job you two. Now Ruby and Sapphire you girls know what to do now." Zelretch said.

"Aye, I'm going to have lots of fun out of this one." Ruby said. Ruby is the Kaleidostick that is in Naruto's hand.

"Yes tou-sama." Sapphire said. Sapphire is the Kaleidostick that is in Sasuke's hand.

"Alright begin analyzing process." Zelretch said.

"Begin analyzing the host's body structure." Ruby and Sapphire both said. "Fundamental human body anatomy comparison activated."

"Host's DNA structure complied and catalogued."

"Memory scanned and heavily processed through."

"DNA's Mutation and evolution has recorded onto the archives."

"Knowledge reference system utilization progress begins."

"Energy natures complied and registered onto Kaleidosticks."

"Analyzing process is complete."

"Well done you two." Zelretch said. "What do we know so far excluding future spoilers from other possible futures that came from universes that were parallel to this universe?"

"Well the blonde here is a person named Naruto Uzumaki and he has an energy entity that takes the form of a fox sealed inside him. That and his mom is a fair skinned red head." Ruby stated. "Red head are so much fun. Fufufu."

"Sasuke has a mystic eye ability which allows him to copy any normal Jutsus. That and he have a big brother complex." Sapphire stated. "Apparently the clan he is in, that the mystic eye ability is a bloodline and is sought after by many countries and Sasuke here is the last Uchiha apparently."

"Alright then girls, go seal off the fox energy entity and the mystic eye ability and put into a dormant state which no one can detect it. Then these two regained those abilities once they retrieved all of the Class Cards. After all, magical girl should rely on themselves and other magical girl peers to fight. But if a truly dire situation appear I will authorize the use of the Kaleidoscope to minimize their weaknesses and maximize their powers and potential to fullest limits." Zelretch stated.

"I also have to state there was foreign soul fragment and contaminated energy latched onto Sasuke here. So I took immediate action and remove it from him." Sapphire stated.

"Good job Sapphire. Now the next order of business would be change those two into girls so that they can be magical girls worthy. Now that matter is done. I'm going to hide and watch all this Magical action happens." Zelretch said and then disappeared into thin air.

"Alright then, I'm going to make my host into a red head like his mother." Ruby stated and then looked at Sapphire. "You know Sapphire, since your host is a bro-con, you should make her into a loli (little girl) you know. Since imouto (little sister) types are so kawaii (cute)."

"I heed that advice nee-sama. I try what I can with my host." Sapphire says.


(A/Ns): THIS IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD. That the idea was Naruto and Sasuke hunting for Class Cards while having Kaleidosticks.

Post Valley of the End as in this takes place during Sasuke-retrieval Arc.

How might this change from Canon? A lot.

Pairing: I don't care really. Then again if push comes to shove then some Naruto x Sasuke (Yuri).

I like Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya

How the hell does the story even works? Have no Idea, but I'll make it happen.