A/N: …No comment well here's the sequel. Yeah, I know it's really random, but I couldn't think of anything at the moment. More Do You Believe in Ramen's to come soon.
Summary: Sequel to Do You Believe in Ramen. Characters are VERY OOC. Don't flame or else.
Disclaimer: Does it look like I own Naruto?!
Do You Believe in Ramen II
By byakugan user neji
"YOU SUCK!!!!!" Naruto yelled to Sasuke.
"Dobe, dobe, dobe, dobe, DOBE!!!" Sang Sasuke.
"Oh shut up you!" Naruto whacked Sasuke with the Bible which is VERY HEAVY.
"OW! Hey where did you get the Bible?" Sasuke yelled and rubbed his head.
"FYI, I am a son of GOD!!!" Naruto said with dreamy eyes.
"Uh, yeah…sure…more like a son of a BITCH!!!" Sasuke yelled.
"WHAT?!?! I AM SON OF GOD!!!!" Naruto cried at the top of his lungs.
"Uh dude wouldn't that make you Jesus?"
"Huh. YES! PEOPLE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN THE HONOR OF MOI!!" Naruto yelled, still crying.
"DUDE WHY THE HECK ARE YOU CRYING? BE A MAN. I REPEAT BE A MAN." Sasuke yelled and started crying along with Naruto.
"What a bunch of LOSERS"
"Wait a second who are YOU?" Naruto and Sasuke said.
"I AM THE GREAT NEJI HYUGA!!!!!" Neji yelled and cried along with the "losers".
"Now you're joining the club!" Cried Sasuke.
"WAAAA I want my mommy!!!" Naruto wailed and hugged Neji.
"Hey!" Neji said.
"LET ME HUG YOU FOR ONE SECOND PLEEEAAASSSEEEEE????? I NEED COMFORT!!!!" Naruto started to hug Sasuke.
"NARUTO YOU IDIOT!!!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto but he was still crying. He brought the Bible down on his head.
"SASUKE JUST HIT ME!!! WAAAA!!!"
"SHUT UP AND KEEP CRYING!!!"
"I wanna ice cream!!!"
"I'll give you…A FREE POTATO CHIP!!!!"
"Oh yeahhhh!!! Wait…what kind Doritos or Lays?" said Naruto.
"Lays"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Yelled Naruto.
"YESSSS! I have regained power! I am STRONG!" Sasuke lifted his arms in the air like an idiot and started floating.
"Waaaaaaa! I wanna Dorito!!!!" Naruto hugged Neji. Said person tried to shrug him off but Naruto wouldn't budge.
The End.
Poor Naruto. He doesn't get a dorito.
R and R. Don't like, don't review.
No flames. Constructive criticism okay.
