Disclaimer: KH© Squeenix. Kaxlya © Me, Adamax © Kawaii-chan, and Lynx © Junsuei-chan.

I kinda got the idea for this from Junsuei-chan. She mentioned writing a Christmas fic, so...I wanted to too!

Chapter 1-Cheerful


"C'mon Zemmy! It'll be a blast!"

"Yeah, Zemmers! Just this year, we promise!"

"Yeah, Mansex, just once."

Xemnas twitched angrily. The three newest members, all girls, mind you, were hanging all over him for an answer. You see, they wanted a party.

A Christmas Party.

For years, this was unheard of in The World That Never Was. I mean, Nobodies couldn't feel the joy of giving, well, according to Xemnas anyway. But these three girls, Kaxlya—a fiery red-head who could be hating everyone one minute to squee-glomping them the next—Lynx—a rather mild-mannered girl with an Axel fetish—and Adamax—who was so stupid she feared nothing—were bound and determined to have christmas. Much to Xemnas' horror.

"Please, Zemmy," Adamax cooed once more, huggling in a pleasing manner.

"Just for this year? Please?" Lynx agreed, sitting at Xemnas' feet cutely.

"Maaaaaaaaaanseeeeeeeeeeeeex," Kaxlya whined, muzzling him in mid-glomp.

Answer me this, peeps, would you be able to handle this? Neither could Xemnas. Which resulted in the three girls squeeing happily before running out of the Superior's room and down the hall like a bunch of crazed, sugar filled Unicorns on crack.

"...Xemnas...? Was that a smart decision?" Saix asked after a moment, watching the door barely hang on its hinges.

Xemnas' only words: "What have I done?"


"We're what?"

Members VIII, IX, XIII, II, VI, and XI were staring at their newer members—all with varying expressions. Number VIII—Axel, was just blinking incredulously at the girls, IX–Demyx was giggling gleefully and kicking childishly, XIII–Roxas was blinking stupidly, II—Xigbar was laughing so hard he nearly fell out of the kitchen chair he was sitting in, VI—Zexion looked from the girls to his feet, fearing the worst, and XI—Marluxia was clapping gloved hands happily.

"We're gonna have a Christmas party!" Adamax shouted, bouncing around gleefully.

"You okayed it with Zemmy, desu?" Marluxia asked. "Zemmy said 'okay' desu?"

Lynx nodded, making Marluxia squee with delight. Kaxlya sighed. "Wasn't easy. But anywho, we have two weeks to get everything set up. The party will be on Christmas eve!"

"Is this really such a good idea?" Axel asked, looking slightly uneasy.

"Sure it is, Aku," Lynx smiled. "Everyone will do their part."

"Everyone?" Xigbar chuckled. "Your gonna get everyone involved?"

"Of course!" Adamax cheered. It was silent for a moment. "...I CALL THE GUEST LIST!!!!!!!" With that Adamax ran to her room, slamming the door shut.

"C'mon, Aku! We're going decoration shopping!" Lynx yanked Axel up from his comfy spot on the couch, pulling him through a dark portal and out of sight.

Kaxlya pulled a slip of paper out of her pocket, and a pen. "Lesse. Lynx, Axel, and Adamax are covered. Xiggy?"

"Yeah?"

"When Lynx and Axel get back, you're in charge of putting up decorations. Don't worry, they'll help."

"Right." Xigbar hopped up onto the ceiling and dashed off.

"Mar-Mar?"

"Hai, desu!"

Kaxlya smiled at the flamboyantly gay member. "There's Mistletoe, Holly, and Pointsetas in may room. Hang them and what ever else you thing looks Christmas-y around the Castle."

"Hai, desu!" Marluxia then left, humming a random Christmas Carol.

The female then looked to Roxas. "Roxy?"

The towhead cringed at the affectionate pet name. "Yes?"

"You have the easiest job yet. I need you to gather everyone else so I can give them their assignments. After word, you'll be working with me and Demyx."

Roxas nodded and left. Zexion stared at Kaxlya, waiting in horror.

"You'll just have to wait. You're working with Vexen."

"Oh joy," was the silver tresses young man's sarcastic reply.


"Okay, roll call! Zemmy--"

"Here."

"Xiggy?"

"Yo!"

"Xaldin?"

"Hm?"

"Vexen?"

"Yes."

shiver "Lexaeus?"

grunt

"Zexii?"

"Mm."

"Saix?"

"Yes, number XXI."

"Aku?"

"Here."

"Demii?"

"Oi!"

"Luxord?"

"Bets anyone?"

"Mar-mar?"

"Hai, desu!"

"Larxene?"

"Who else could it be..."

"And Roxas?"

"Yup!"

Lynx tucked her little roll chart away, smiling at Kaxlya and Adamax. "All here and accounted for! It's all yours, Kaxlya!"

Kaxlya smiled before stepping up. "Alright, eight of you already know this, but for the rest of you, we are going to have a Christmas Party on Christmas Eve. And each of you have jobs. For example, Axel and Lynx are in charge of buying decorations, and helping Xigbar put them up. Mar-Mar will be arranging Mistletoe and such. Demyx, Roxas and I will be searching for the perfect tree–"

"YAY!" Demyx shouted from his spot between Axel and Luxord.

"–Now for the rest of you." She pulled out her little paper. "Zemmy–You and Saix will be writing out Christmas cards—"

"To whom?" Saix asked as politely as he could.

"I don't know!" Kaxlya shrieked. "And frankly, I don't care! To us? To whoever you see fit, okay?!" The red-head took a few calming breaths before continuing. "Okay, Vexen, you and Zexion are going to work together and getting tree ornaments,concocting some kind of Christmas-y beverage, as long as it doesn't kill us."

"Like eggnog, or something?"Zexion muttered from between Lexaeus and Saix.

"Yeah! Or...something, ya know?"Kaxlya smiled at the emo-boi. "Lesse, Lexaeus when we bring the tree home, you'll be putting it up, okay? You'll put all the higher ornaments up too. Cause you're tall.Xaldin–As usual, you are in charge of the menu.You know the drill–we need appetizers, a main menu, and a dessert." She licked her lips. "Yeah, DEFINITELY looking forward to that." Getting back on track she finished off her chore list. "Luxord and Larxene, you two are going to another world and finding a decent portrait studio, and stockings to suit everyone. If you can't find any, I'll improvise." She tucked her list away. "Everyone understand?" At everyone's nod, she turned to Adamax. "Ada-chan? What do we have on your list?"

Adamax blinked before smiling. "We've got everyone here, plus who I have here!"

"And who is that?"

"I've got Riku and his friends, Hayner and his friends, Namine, Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, Cloud, and I'm thinking Kajex–he ran off about a month ago after Larxene nearly skinned him alive."

"So lets see...that's..." Kaxlya went quiet, thinking. "...28 or so people...Remember that number, Xaldin!"

Lynx smiled. "Well, now that's settled..." She pulled out a hat filled with slips of paper. "In this hat, there is a slip of paper for each of us. Each one has a name. We will each draw a slip–DO NOT TELL WHO YOU GET, for you will be buying a gift for that person. You can buy for more if you would like, but you don't have to." She then held the hat to Kaxlya. "Draw!"

And so each of them did. Zexion and Saix had to draw a second time because they got themselves, but other than that, it went smoothly. "COOL!" Lynx cheered, bouncing slightly. We'll exchange gifts at the party, so think of what your person likes!"