I know that many of you are waiting on me to update my Gaara Fanfiction; I promise I will have it up soon, I'm hoping to have it up by tuesday, so that's about a day and a third if you want to get into technicalities..

Anyway, Here's a Hellsing fanfic, I again don't think it is a great story, but what the hell do i know, a lot of you keep coming back to read my stuff so there must be something good about it... Now, there is quite a bit of PROFANITY used, if you do not like it or whatnot, i suggest you don't read this story...

Tell me what you think, I would like feedback on this story, because if you people don't like it, then I'm taking it down...

And without further adieu here is the story...

Hellsing Chapter 1

She didn't understand what was happening; never before had she encountered real vampires, though these actually seemed to be more like mindless zombies. She couldn't understand how these things seemed to overrun her home, but- these things looked like the people in the small town she lived in. What is going on? She questioned herself as she ran from these things. She glanced back to see how much these creatures had gained on her when she ran into something hard. This thing caught her in its grip and she nearly screamed when she turned to see what she'd run into, only to see what appeared to be an actual vampire. They truly live up to the standards of creepiness, or at least this one did.

"Go find any other survivors," The vampire, he appeared to be the leader of these fumbling creatures. Well that was obvious. She thought to herself. "Internal issues girl?" He asked her with a knowing, sadistic smirk.

"What the hell are you? Why are you here and what do you want?" She cried out, looking at him in slight fear.

"Well you stupid, little girl, I am a vampire, I'm here to create an army of ghouls and I want your blood." The vampire told her with a sneer.

Said girl looked up at the vampire with a glare, no one called her a little girl. No one. "Get the fuck of me you creepy ass fucker, I'm not going to be your next meal!"

"Oooh, feisty, I like them fe-"

"Let her go, Freak." Came a male voice from the left; the girl looked over and gasped at the sight of a large gun being pointed at her and the vampire holding her captive.

"Who the hell are you?" The vampire asked as he glared at the man with the gun.

"You needn't worry who I am, it won't matter. Let the girl go." The man said again, the grip on the gun never wavering.

"Why should I?" The vampire sneered.

"Because I'd rather not shoot the girl too," The man said causing the girl to whimper. "Relax human, you won't get hurt."

"You just told him that you didn't want to have to shoot me too, how is that supposed to make me feel? Sure as hell not relaxed." She snapped, disregarding the fact that a vampire held her in its grip. "And what do you mean hu-oh fuck, you're one of them, will you all get the fuck away from me?!"

"Shut up human," The vampire holding her snapped, tightening his grip on her, causing her to have trouble breathing.

"Human, are you a virgin?" Asked the one with the gun.

The girl glared at him as she answered slightly breathlessly, "Yes, but what the hell kind of question is that?"

"Just a need to know in case something unpleasant arises." He told her, a smirk that revealed his fangs on his face.

This is so not my idea of a fun weekend. She thought to herself as she felt dizzy.

"Last time you Freak scum, put her down," The man said.

"What are you going to do if I don't," The vampire asked smugly.

The man didn't reply as he pulled the trigger and shot the vampire, who stupidly turned to face to bullet, causing it to narrowly miss piercing the girl; only scraping the very top of her shoulder, which in turn caused her to scream.

"Fuck that hurt," She yelled, squeaking as the vampire holding her turned to dust. "Oh shit!" She cried out as she stumbled back away from the pile of ash, bumping into the vampire who had saved her. "Oh god!" She shouted as she jumped away from him, holding her shoulder as she did so.

"What's your name, human?" The vampire asked her as he watched her, an amused smile on his face.

"You first you weirdo," The girl said as she glared at him.

"A weirdo, huh?" He asked, amusement clear in his voice. "My name is Alucard."

"Nhira Varens," The girl said as she watched the vampire as he moved to walk towards her. "Stay there, don't come any closer to me."

"You're going to pass out human." Alucard told her as he took a step towards her.

"What do you care? You're a blood-sucking weirdo," She snapped as she felt dizzy and noticed she was swaying. She flinched as the vampire caught her before she hit the ground, barely registering what he said about his master not going to be happy.

The next thing Nhira knew there was a woman yelling and it was making her headache worse as she woke up completely. She tried ignoring it for a few moments, but the woman just would not shut up.

"God damn woman, shut your trap!" She snapped, opening her eyes to see a strict looking blonde woman glaring at her. "What, you're giving me a damn headache," She hissed as she glared back before turning to inspect her shoulder which she found to be wrapped and resting against someone's chest. "Put me down weirdo." She felt his arms shift and quickly added, "Nicely, please."

He laughed as he let her legs drop before letting go of her torso after she gained most of her balance. "You're an odd human," He told her, ignoring the looks from the woman, the man behind her, and the other girl next to him.

"Where the hell are we?" Nhira asked, ignoring everyone else as she looked around, noticing that she didn't recognize anything around her.

"England," The vampire told her, laughing as she whipped around and stared at him like he'd grown an extra head; which he could do by the way, but at the moment he wasn't.

"Mind telling me why I'm in England? I don't belong here, I need to be back home, I need to be back in the states, where I belong." She practically shouted.

"You cannot go back there; everyone you know is gone and those who are there have had their memories erased; they don't know who you are, anything they ever knew about you is gone." The blonde woman said.

"And just who the hell are you?" Nhira snapped; she was not happy, first she was scared to death having been chased by those stupid ghoul things and then she ran into a stupid vampire that wanted to kill her, another who saved her and brought her to England and now she has to deal with people no longer knowing who she is; this just keeps getting better and better. "And who the hell made it alright for you to have their memories wiped?!"

"I'm Sir Integra Hellsing, head of Hellsing organization, ridding the world of Freaks and Ghouls. I have authority to make decisions that I think are appropriate for the situations at hand." The blonde woman said, but Nhira had tuned her out as she tried to figure out why the hell she'd heard the name Hellsing before.

"I don't care!" She snapped. "I've been scared half to death by those ghoul things and that stupid vampire wanted to kill me, and then he," here she pointed at Alucard. "Nearly took my arm off when he killed that stupid thing and then I wake up to find out all this bullshit, yeah, great way to spend my weekend!"

"Alucard," Integra called.

"Yes Master?" He replied.

"Put her to sleep, she's still in shock." She ordered.

"Yes Master."

"No, don't fucking touch me, don't do any of your freaky mind crap, stay the fuck away from me!" Nhira shouted. "And what the hell are ghouls anyway?"

"Ghouls are people that have been bitten by a vampire," Alucard told her, to which Nhira just gave him a blank stare. "Deflowered people."

"Okay, but that doesn't really explain as to why you needed to know whether I was a virgin or not." Nhira muttered,

"If you were to become a technicality of the situation I would have had to do the same thing I did to Police Girl over there; I'd have to turn you into a true vampire." Alucard told her as if it were the simplest thing in the world.

"You were- wait, wha?" Nhira asked as she passed out, falling to the ground, only to be caught by Alucard's mysterious shadows.

"Shall I find her a room Sir?" Asked the other man.

"Yes, Walter find her a room, I have a feeling she's going to be here for quite a while." Integra told him.