Tweek Confesses
By Shadowgate
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Tweek Tweak stood up in front of the class with Craig Tucker at his side.
The new PC teacher told Tweek to go ahead with his written essay.
"Four score and seven years ago."
Craig said "Goddamn it Tweek do what you promised."
Tweek said "alright look everyone this is an essay that will reveal the truth about my relationship with Craig. Last week you saw that which was a staged breakup. It was Craig's idea to say we were gay and then break up in front of the Asian Girls and thus no more pictures of us would be drawn. I took it too far though. There was no Michael like I said."
The class all says "whoa."
Stan asked "why did you do that Tweek?"
Tweek answered "well I took it too far for a few reasons. One I thought I wouldn't be able to go along with the staged break up at all but Craig inspired me. He told me I was capable of more than I thought and he was right. Two it was supposed to look real but not to the extreme I took it to. After the staged breakup I met up with Craig and explained all that to him and soon after you saw the two of us holding hands."
Kenny commented "the Asian girls are going to draw even more pictures now."
Tweek replied "yes but even after the staged breakup they still kept drawing pictures. Kyle explained to all of you what yaoi meant. Oh and who knows Kyle, maybe they'll draw pictures of you and Stan being more than just best friends."
Wendy slammed her fist down and said "they better not. Stan is mine."
Craig said "you sure had no problem with the Asian girls drawing pictures of Tweek and I."
Cartman laughed and said "ha ha they turned out to be right."
Tweek said "you're the lying fat turd who said we were going to have sex in the school hallway when in reality we were fighting so nobody's going to believe your bullshit."
The PC teacher said "language."
Craig said "well now we realize that it's no crime to hold a friend's hand."
Craig took Tweek's hand.
Kenny recalled holding Craig's hand during a field trip and smiled.
Stan and Kyle stood up and held hands.
Then Bill and Fossy of all students stood up and held hands. They both laughed and said "we're gay."
THE END
