This is my mini fics, song fics, and general one shots trash bag. Bear with me, because *gasp* I'm going to attempt HUMOR in a lot of these! I know, I know, but please, read through and critique them for me, if you will. Thank you very much.
Enjoy.
"You got a dog."
"I did indeed."
"Its a very nice dog."
"Thank you. I made it myself."
"OK then." There was a pause. "Claire has gone missing."
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"Claire who?"
"Claire. Your assistant. Remember?"
"I don't, as a matter of fact. You must be mistaken."
"You ate her, didn't you?"
"I would do no such thing to poor little Claire!"
"Ahhh, so you do remember her?"
"I do not, Amelie! And you know it! Now leave me! I have much to do! Very much indeed!"
Later, after Amelie had left and Myrnin was sitting at his lab table, furiously pouring over notes and making calculations, the little golden retriever trotted up to Myrnin and laid it's head down on his lap, a mournful whine escaping it's throat.
Myrnin glanced down and patted the dog on the head fondly, a smile lighting his tired face. "Don't worry, little Claire." He said, "I'll figure out how to fix you. Eventually."
He. He. He. If you didn't get it...
Then I guess that makes me pretty weird, doesn't it?
Well, what do you think? I seem to associate Claire with canines a lot...oh well. She just seems like a dog person to me.
Read and Review.
