PROLOGUE
At last, thought Ingo. Within minutes the castle would be mine. Ingo was greeted by Queen Zelda and King Link. Link remains a warrior and refuses a crown, and Zelda prefers her old wardrobe over the one given to her after her coronation. She greeted the newcomer to the castle and gave him tour.
Link was skeptical. He followed Ingo, keeping a close eye on him just to make sure. But he knew Zelda is a strategist, she could work her way into any problem and come out of that situation alive, let alone unscathed. She knows what she's doing. He was a little unsure of himself, but he still had faith.
In Ingo's mind, everything spiraled out of control. First, his boss fired him; then his wife divorced him; finally, he wanted to take his life. The one thing that stopped him was a deal from a mysterious man about a castle, a throne, and two usurpations: Lon Lon Ranch and The Golden Throne. He was given a strange talisman and two instructions: Kill your old boss, Talon, and place the talisman on the throne. One day, he killed Talon and his wife, and took his two sons to run the business. While he tried to extend into Ordon Village, his eldest and youngest moved to Lanayru and Eldin provinces respectively. In Eldin, Dingo nearly cornered the market at Kakariko. He had a hard time trying to 'outsell' Malo Mart (which also made its own expansions). Lingo, on the other hand, wanted to expand to the Zora Village, but upon arrival he fell in love with a Zora lady and married her in 4 months. Ingo rejected him as soon as he got the news. In the present day, he was within reach of the Golden Throne. Place it, the voice said. I will. Link grabbed his arm out of nowhere and the talisman fell. Thankfully, it didn't even touch the throne. Nevertheless, Link jumped back at the sight of a black iron carving of The Ominous Moon from Termina. "Where did you get this?" asked Link. Ingo responded, "ashfizah kafuc lita fazak rikta rezkac Ganondorf." Link ordered the guards to surround Ingo with spears. Ingo started to glow scarlet, his blood was pumped faster than the typical body could. One soldier poked him, big mistake. He felt his heart beating at alarming rates, the Queen ran as fast as she could, and Link stood still. He ordered the guards to retreat. Ingo's organs burst and Link closed the doors, only to be flung by the massive explosion onto the pavement 500 feet below the castle.
