Disclaimer: A:TLA is sadly not one of my possessions, but hey, it's on my list of things to do right up there with taking over the world and living forever, you know, the easy stuff.

Yet another drabble, it's supposed to make you laugh so hopefully it does its job, and if it doesn't…well…you can laugh at my lame attempt for humour. I love Zutara but I also find it the easiest to make fun of, but hey, I figure people are still reading Zutara whether it's making fun of it or not, so, at least in my mind, I'm spreading Zutara :)


"Um…excuse me, is there a Miss Katara here? I have a letter for a Miss Katara"

"Oh! Here, here, I'm Katara."

"Great, this is for you."

"Thanks. Oh, this is great! I love getting fan-mail! Okay, now let's see… 'Dear Katara, I love you so, so much and I was wondering when you and Zuko were going to kiss, I can't wait for that to happen, it will be so great, and my friend wants me to ask you if there is going to be tongue.'

-sounds of choking coming from Katara-

"Don't die, it's unhealthy."

"What…unhealthy? What's unhealthy is this letter, since when do I have to kiss you!?"

"Pfft, please, that's no where near as bad as the one I got."

"What do you mean?"

"Here, you read it and tell me whoever wrote it isn't insane, we really have to get some sort of screening going on here or I'm going to be scarred for the rest of my life."

"Uh…need I point out that you're already scarred for life?"

"Shut up and just read the letter peasant!"

"Sheesh, okay, okay, calm down already, no need to blow a fuse."

"Here."

"Fine…now, let's see… 'Dear Zuko…hello again my princey poo'….hahaha….hahaha-"

"Just keep reading, it gets worse."

"Haha, okay, okay, let's see…where was I again princey poo?"

"Shut up."

"Touchy aren't we, don't self combust there Zuko. Anyway… 'I just wanted to write to you to give you the chance to explain these terrible rumours about you and that horrid thing named Katara kissing. I know that my princey poo would never betray me so, so I am willing to wait to hear the truth of the matter from you. I know that you would never betray me, especially with some Waterbender simpleton who won't be able to satisfy you the way I can'…SATISFY!?! Who the hell is this!?? SIMPLETON! That's it, give me the return address, she's going down!"

"Please, I'd rather be called a simpleton than…princ- -mumbling- -oo"

"Well, I hope you wrote a scathing response to this…what's her name? Mimi?"

"Naturally, such an offence to me could not go overlooked."

"Good!"

"Katara, Zuko, you two are on in five!"

"Finally, we've been sitting here for hours, who the hell cares about Aang getting caught…hey…wait a minute…shouldn't you already have been on…aren't you the Blue Spirit?"

"Stunt double."

"Ah, still can't play with the swords without injuring yourself huh?"

"Shut up simpleton."

"Ooh! Right back at you princey poo!"

"I despise you."

"Ya, well the feeling is mutual you -mpff- w-what the hell are you -mpff- mmm…I mean, no! What are you doing!?"

"Giving Mimi something to worry about."

"Well, in that case, we have five minutes."


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