Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

This is a day shy of Christmas, but hey, it was Christmas! I was busy!

I pride myself on being clever, and I thought of this at two in the morning while I was half asleep. I had to type it into my phone.

Enjoy, and happy holidays!

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You know Mustang and Armstrong and Hawkeye and Bradley,

Havoc and Hughes and Falman and Fuery,

But do you recall

the most famous of them all?

Ed Elric the Fullmetal,

had a very shiny blade

That's cause it was automail,

part of his arm that Winry made

All of the military

used to call him short and small

They're always laughing at him,

but now he's gonna show them all

When he became an alchemist,

he swore to his brother,

Alphonse, I'll fix you right,

now let's transmute some things tonight

Then how the military loved him,

as they shouted out with glee,

Ed Elric the Fullmetal,

you'll go down in history!

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A/N: It's official. I'm weird. Go ahead and review.