Cartman Has To Ruin Everything

By Shadowgate

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It had been a month since the big party where Stan and Wendy reunited. No it was Wendy's Birthday and Stan agreed to take her to any restaurant she wanted. He was able to so because his dad apologized for the clit comment at the dinner table and gave him $100.

The last school bell rang at 3PM and Stan and Wendy got together and Stan said "we'll meet at City Wok tonight at 6:30 PM."

Wendy replied "right."

Cartman asked "can I join you guys? I've got nowhere else to be tonight."

Stan answered "first of all I'm going on a date with Wendy so it's just the two of us. Do you see Kyle and Kenny getting invitations? No you don't so don't get jealous Cartman."

Wendy commented "I want this date to well and having you of all people come along would surely ruin it. Cartman you're one of those people who thrives on ruining everything."

Cartman said in a sad voice "I get the message I should crawl in a hole and die."

Stan said "now Cartman cut the crap."

They later met at City Wok and Wendy was looking forward to the date more than ever.

They placed their order and sat down. Stan said "I'm so grateful you've taken me back. I made a stupid mistake thinking that I could drop out of elementary school and still have a successful company. It was wrong of me to blame Clyde for repeating what I said to him because he really did nothing wrong."

Stan gets choked up and Wendy takes his hand.

Wendy said "well I think you got the message when I sarcastically told you I was shocked about your company not making it."

Stan replied "yes we all got a big lesson."

Wendy asked "what do you mean we?"

Stan answered "my friends and I. Oh and for the record I was appalled when Butters burnt down the gym. I sure didn't want anything like that to occur."

Wendy replied "I know you didn't."

A little girl stood up from a table across the restaurant and started rollerskating. Her mom said "no rollerskating in the restaurant take them off now."

The little girl's mom made her take off the roller skates

All of the sudden the door opened and Wendy nudged Stan "look who just walked in."

Stan whispered "ignore him."

Cartman said "well what a surprise meeting the two of you here."

Stan said "Cartman you knew we were going to be here you moron."

Cartman said "hey Wendy 'knock knock'"

Wendy said "I don't open the door for idiots Cartman."

Cartman whined "come on Wendy 'knock knock.'"

Wendy groaned as she exhaled and answered "who's there?"

Cartman replied "the City Wok owner."

Wendy replied "the City Wok owner who?"

Cartman answered "the City Wok owner is going to trip on roller skates and spill food all over you."

Sure enough what Cartman said would happen ended up happening.

The City Wok owner said "oh I'm va-ray saw-ray, me so sorry I spilled food on you. I give you free meal and free dessert."

Stan said "see Cartman you just have to ruin everything."

Cartman said "hey I'm not the one who spilled food all over your girlfriend I just predicted it."

Stan banged his head down on the table.

THE END