Hey hey hey! So here is a story I never thought I would write. It was a request from diehardcriminalminds, and a wonderful suggestion! I would like to dedicate this story to diehardcriminalminds, who is amazing and always has something wonderful or constructive to say! Also a great motivator as well!

I swear, I SWEAR, I did my best to spell everything right and eliminate any possible grammar mistakes! (How did I do?)

Please Enjoy!

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A Spencer and Lila Story

Chapter One: What The Hell Is Going On?!

"Lila Archer..."

"Reid, you hear that?" Morgan ushered the young genius over to the Bullpen television and watched the screen.

"...big time hollywood actor..."

"It's your giiirl friend," Morgan joked, nudging an elbow into his colleagues stomach.

Reid gave him a playful shove. "Oh shut up." He continued watching the screen intently. He would never admit it, but the mention of Lila gave him butterflies.

"...seems to have been keeping a secret from the world. A BIG SECRET..." The news caster emphasized.

Morgan interrupted, "Hey kid, did you ever try to see her again? Give her a call?"

Reid hushed him and waved him off, "Be quiet Morgan, I want to hear this 'BIG SECRET!'" He mocked the news caster's over excited expression and Morgan laughed.

"...Reliable sources claim that Lila Archer is in fact..."

"Drum roll please!" Morgan laughed.

"...Pregnant!"

"Wait, she's pregnant?" Reid couldn't help the slight disappointment he felt and hung his head. Morgan noticed and clasped him on the shoulder.

"Hey kid, don't worry. You know this is all probably just a scandal. You know how it is." Morgan reassured him. "Reliable sources my ass." He huffed.

"...Shocker? Don't let that be the end to your surprise! Cause there is MORE..."

"MORE!" Morgan imitated, eyes bulged. Reid laughed.

"...Even more reliable sources have informed that the father, the baby daddy is..."

"Oh the suspense is killing me." Reid joked. "Tell us, PLEASE!" Morgan chuckled.

"...Viginia's very own Supervisory Special Agent Doctor Spencer Reid..." A picture of Reid flashed on the screen. "...Cute isn't he? Who would have thought..."

Preciously at the same time Spencer and Derek's jaws dropped and hit the floor. Morgan's face held an incredulous expression, his eyes threatened to bulge out of his head. Reid stared at his picture, the one with him kissing Lila, in disbelief. This could't be happening! How? When? Where? WHAT?!

He stammered, "Wh...no...how...what...this.. lie...what?" He waved a threatening finger to the news reporter, "LYING BITCH!"

How could this be happening?!

It wan't true, how could it be? There was no possible way?

Right...?

A threatening voice arose over his pounding head, "Reid, my office now!"

A/N: Come on my fellow fanfictioners! Give me your thoughts! (Hope you enjoyed diehardcriminalminds! :)