Me: this is the missing 15th chapter to Kunais Collection so read chapter 14 of that then read my story so you get it!!!
Kakashi: u make it so difficult for ppl
Me: nah!!! Ppl r smart rite? Well totally smart enough to know that I cannot own sexy men so I can't own Naruto *sniff*
Kisame sat pouting in the living room (a/n yes we do all live together in one big house). Akasha walked through the living room in a towel fresh from the shower to get to the laundry room to get her pants from the dryer. Kisame followed her every move with his eyes ripping off her towel and his mind picturing that he had her against a wall.
"KISAME!!!"
Kisame jumped and looked around. He blushed and rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Sorry Aka-chan, I guess I zoned out." Kisame's eyes got slightly bigger after looking at Akasha wearing only pants and a bra.
"Awwww, Kisa-kun, why were you pouting? Did you cuddle Itachi and get hit again?" Akasha asked.
"WE WERE SHARING BODY HEAT!" Itachi yelled from somewhere.
Kisame nodded, "I don't mean to."
Akasha jumped into his lap and hugged him, "It's ok Kisa-kun! What can I do to help?????"
Kisame pretended to think about it for a minute before he said, "I don't think I can sleep alone tonight."
Akasha pressed a finger to her chin in concentration; she hit her open palm with her fist and exclaimed," That's it! I know what to do!! Just leave your door open tonight, Kisa-kun!"
Kisame nodded and hugged Akasha while sneakily pressing her against his chest, Akasha hugged him back. Kisame stood up and held Akasha off the floor. Akasha squeaked in protest and Kisame laughed as he put her down. Akasha gave Kisame a mock death glare and Kisame raised an eyebrow at her. "You know, at five foot tall you aren't the most intimating thing on the planet."
Akasha rolled her eyes, "For a big blue shark man, you aren't the funniest guy on the planet either." Kisame laughed and went to take his shower while Akasha went to her room.
Well, let's say that Kisame had a really good shower and skip right to later that night.
Akasha poked her head into Kisame's room. "Kisa-kun??? Are you still awake??" she asked the darkness.
Kisame laughed and Akasha stood in the doorway in a pair of boxers and a baggy t-shirt with her dirty blonde hair tumbling down to her lower back. She hopped across the room to Kisame's bed. Kisame held up the covers for her and she darted under them. She snuggled into Kisame, "Kisame I need more room, scoot over!!!"
"Ahhh fine hold on," Kisame said as he wiggled closer to the wall.
Akasha snuggled closer to Kisame. "Now I think I have enough room."
Kisame wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer to him, "Actually I don't think that you do."
"Really?"
"Ya, here come closer to me. There now there may be enough room. Akasha, do you think-"
"You know I'm not fat." Kakashi said as he got into the bed.
"What the fuck are you doing in here?!" Kisame exclaimed hugging Akasha closer.
Akasha laughed and pushed herself off of Kisame's chest a little to face him. "Kaka-kun thought that you would rape me if I came alone, so he came too! Now it's a sleepover!! So you won't be lonely!!!" Akasha yawned rather cutely in Kisame's opinion and snuggled her head into Kisame's chest and mumbled a good night. She fell asleep.
Kisame shot Kakashi a death glare and Kakashi shot one back. "Well good night." Kakashi said cheerfully while sneaking his arms around Akasha and pulling her back against his chest.
Kisame grunted and cried on the inside. Stupid Copy nin.
Me: hahahaha well I like it!!!
Kisame: grrrrrrrrrrrr Kakashi
Kakashi: yes?
Me: no fighting!!!!
Kisame: of course, please read and-
Kakashi: review
Kisame: damn copy nin
