The Impromptu Paradoxical Posterity

Claec Niyol

His eye twitched. All he wanted was some sleep, but somehow that lead to him being chased by the Fiore Police whilst getting dragged off my a hyperactive dragonslayer with his best friend. Oh and don't forget the snarky blue cat sidekick of that hot-head. How did it get to this? That damn imposter, he was going to get him someday... that is, when he gets off his lazy ass for once.


"Oh, come on, can't you tell me what price it really is?" A melodious voice purred as it came out from a blonde who was posing erotically, a sultry look on her face as her breasts were pushed up from the top of her arms, the zipper to her shirt slightly undone to show some cleavage.

"...19,000 jewels," The old man behind the desk gave her a blank stare making her huff as she walked out of the magic store as she zipped up her shirt to hide her chest.

She looked to her left to see a male waiting for her outside, leaning against the building. He had messy black hair that had a fringe touching the tips of his lazy grey-blue eyes that never seemed to open fully, alabaster skin, and wore a black trench coat that fell to his feet. LUcy looked over at him and pouted, crossing her arms, " Mou, Claec! You could've helped me out in there! You know that Canis Minor key I've been looking for? They have one here, but it was 20,000 Jewels! Even when I used my sex appeal..." Lucy growled and kicked the sign right next to him," Is my sex appeal only worth 1,000 Jewels!"

Claec only looked at her apathetically as she rambled on before she had her attention caught by a bunch of girls who ran past, yelling out the name 'Salamander-sama'. Lucy clapped her hands excitedly," Sal-Salamander-sama!? The one who controls fire magic that can't be bought!? Claec, come on, let's go see him!" She grabbed his arms which had his hand in his pocket and dragged him as she ran over to where girls were gathering at. He yawned, 'This doesn't sound right.'

They got to the front of the crowd of women and saw a male with average looks and what looked like expensive clothing in the center-. Claec groaned and muttered something under his breath. He looked over at Lucy to see she hadn't noticed him do anything out of the ordinary, eyes focused on that 'Salamander-sama'.

"I-Igneel!" Claec's eyes quickly looked across the crowd to see a male with pink fire-like hair that defied gravity push through to the front," Igneel! It's you rig-" His face became confused," Who the hell are you? YOu're not Igneel."

Claec looked over at Lucy and mentally sighed in relief as she didn't look lovestruck anymore. "Maybe you know me as the famous mage 'Salamander'?" Claec looked over to see the con-man strike a pose. He snickered under his breath as he saw the guy already leaving, surprising 'Salamander' as he felt a big hit to his overgrown ego.

Girls rounded him and brought him back with artificial anger, yelling at him to apologize when Salamander shook his head, "Now now ladies, calm down. I'm sure he didn't mean it." The women gushed and the male took out a piece of paper and signed it, handing it to the poor dude in front of him, "Here, you can have my signature. Show it off to your friends saying that you met the famous Salamander."

The pinkette looked unamused," Don't want it."

Wrong answer. The mob of angry fans kicked, punched, and threw him from the crowd, yelling obscenities that would make even their fathers cry. Claec yawned as he saw him get thrown and the other faux-mage flying away with an invitation to his yacht party to everyone there. The show was over so there wasn't a reason to stay awake, but Lucy grabbed his arm, dragging him over to the beat up male.

"He's really disgusting isn't he?" Lucy spoke from behind him making the male look over towards her along with the blue cat. Claec looked at the thin``1`g. When did it get here? The only female gave them a smile, "Oh, and thanks for earlier. You saved me there."

...

Claec had put a napkin over his face as he sat across from the two famished partners, sleeping as the food splattered on the napkin. Lucy, though, didn't have that pleasure as she watched them eat and thank her profoundly with their mouths full of food. Her eye twitched as food fell on her left cheek, "N-No problem. Your names are Natsu and Happy right? Why don't you guys eat a bit more slowly."

"That Salamander was pretty nasty wasn't he, using a magic charm to attract the girls and to fall head over heels with him, especially since those charms were banned years ago," Lucy explained as she spoke. The two in front of her had slowed down (slightly) and were listening (sort of, not really). "Although, thanks to you guys, the magic wore off when you made that commotion. I don't look like the type, but I'm a mage too. So is Claec here." She pat the brunette's shoulder roughly to wake him up, but didn't succeed as he kept snoozing. She sighed in exasperation, but kept explaining and ranting of guilds and dragons (Claec snickered slightly under the blanket as the duo realized there wasn't going to be a dragon in the middle of a town.)

Lucy pulled the napkin off of Claec's face and he pretended to stay asleep, though dodging when she tried to smack him, opening one eye, "You should work on your anger management." He then followed her out, making eye contact with Natsu who looked at him like a species that he just found out about.

The duo were about to walk out of the shop, Lucy paying for the meal, when Natsu and Happy suddenly bowed on their hands and knees, scaring Lucy out of her wits. (Which wasn't all that hard to do.) "Thank you for the meal!" Lucy shook her hands in front of her, "N-No worries! You helped me out earlier so this makes us equal!"

Natsu and Happy looked at her with guilty eyes," But we didn't really do anything?"

"Aye..."

"Oh!" Natsu put a fist to his palm as an idea appeared in his head, "I'll give you this!" He brought out the Salamander signature to hand to her, but she smacked it away, "I don't want it!"

Claec snickered, from behind her, dodging a fist by a hair, "You really should work on your anger management."

...

"Lucy, you jerk," Claec grumbled under his breath as he scrambled for the last clip. He groaned as another woman took it and looked at him as if he were crazy. He tried store after store after store to find the single clip Lucy had forced him to get the exact hair clip she wanted by the next few hours. He had finally found a shop where they had the clip in stock but a group had gotten there the same time he did and everyone had scrambled to get it... which brought him back to square one all over again.

He sighed, deciding to walk back to the meet up area where she said she would be, but when he got to the park bench, only a note was there. Claec picked it up and read the contents.

'Claec, when you find this note, I'll be gone. I went to the yatch party that Salamander's hosting. Did you know he's the Salamander of Fairy Tail!? Crazy isn't it? Well, he said if I came then we would both be able to get into the guild so I kind of left you that errand for that reason... But look at the bright side! We'll be a part of Fairy Tail! Well, I'll see you when I do, Lucy 3"

Claec's eye twitched, "You idio-" A giant explosion came from the port Haregeon was famous for. He's eye twitched a few times more, making him wonder if it would freeze that way. "Ah fuck it," Claec walked to the crash site... except when he finally got there, Lucy grabbed ahold of his arm as Natsu dragged her right past the police.

He groaned, "Lucy, I'm not walking tomorrow." She gave him a bright smile, "Oka-" She cut herself off, "W-wait, Claec, let's think about this. You can't go anywhere without walking right? S-So you need to walk tomorrow!" The said male didn't respond, making her scream, "W-Why!? CLAEC DON'T YOU DARE!"

"Ah he fell asleep."

"CLAEC, YOU JERK!"


Ryuu: So how was that?

Sobb: I'd say it's awkward.

Ryuu: Mou, you're such a pessimist.

Sobb: Better than wishing for something that'll never happen.

Ryuu: =_=

Sobb: Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed. We have big plans for this so please hold on. The chapters will progressively grow longer and more... interesting, if you would call it that.

Ryuu: Yes, yes it will. Although it's a bit slow in the beginning. Although, I do wish-

Sobb: Don't you fucking dare do what I think you're going to do.

Ryuu: Ehehe... no promises?.

DISCLAIMER AS RYUU GETS BEAT UP: Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail and the plot. We only own the new changes added and our OCs (which includes Claec).