Being confined within her very own crystalline castle was princess of friendship and also education obsession personified Twilight Sparkle who's at this exact moment searching every available bookshelf for anything she's yet to have memorized. Being an Equestrian monarch meant little time during day light hours for her purchasing a book from Turned Page let alone reading. In fact with all these nobles and friendship problems our special purple mare has been forced into going into her library at nighttime just for some silent hours of reading. However as she was trotting threw her collection of magic spell books she somehow tripped over a mysterious her self up to find said culprit be an unlabeled yet still pitch black book that as expected made our magical mare very curious to what may reside in its dark leather bindings.
Levitating onto an old wooden table she was gifted by her farmer friends relative named Apple cider our purple pony opened up this missing morsel of knowledge finding two odd signatures and an even stranger title. Said writing belonging to both Starswarl and Night Shade the bard. She is honestly just a tad bit confused why would a master of magic like the beaded unicorn even attempt working with the hero of hilarious heaing among other titles many perverted. She would have known about this if it existed then again Starswarl was very mysterious who could tell what his thoughts about the bard actually were.
As Curious as ever she stated reading these in all likelihood long lost pages not seen by another pony in many generations holding ancient forgotten knowledge however as our precious purple pony turned each page she was shocked at what she was seeing. Many illustrations of sexual organs from various races and even exotic creatures in too much detail and commentary from both authors although as expected Starswarl took a rather scientific approach while his chaotic cohort was taking an experimental side in his work.
Both describing an almost entirely abandoned school of magical study known by a couple names which includes both blue magic and sexual magic. Yes an entire school of magical study based on perversion such a thought would make anyone feel confl fillies icted or possibly aroused in miss sparkles case both happened. Her tail moved in quick succession without a second thought perhaps because her mind was fighting of something similar to a mind melding experience except it spread through the mares own Alicorn body like an inferno.
Finally our powerful pony decided wisely to close this journal of joyful fulfillment and just forget anything ever happened only before she could a gust of wind or something similar pushed away all levitation magic causing a swift changing of pages landing on one which held a carefully drawn picture showing of what was labeled in large letters as a human in its natural state. Humans don't exist thought Twilight their just an old herd tale made for little colts and fillies just to explain something parents don't know right humans do not exist.
in fact according to what Twilight remembered she has only met three pony's of maturity who still believe in the possibility of humans. firstly the obsessed even for her standards mare Lyra Heartstrings her theory making friend loose thread and Rare find now that she thinks about it all of them are unicorns so just maybe its not so far fetched after all most griffons despite being lovers of riches and objects do believe in humans as apart of their religious beliefs unfortunately Twilight has very little information on how they know for certain or why humans are the only thing other then gold they hold a festival in celebration.
just then while our resident book worm is thinking more about humans and griffons a bright flash of incredibly beautiful blue light is poured out from her newest as without saying most perverted find. said light first takes the form of transparent glowing blue liquid that as it shapes into a more solid appearance resembling what the book depicted as humans two legged tall multi digit having mostly hairless apes. when it was over the human fell to the ground not slightly even conscious.
