Phantom of Hogwarts
By: Lannie
Disclaimer: the songs belong to Andrew Lloyd Webber. The character's belong to JK ROWLING. I belong to Me!
A/N: I love the Phantom Of The Opera. I hope you like this.
Lannie: Lot 666, then: a chandelier in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of The Hogwarts: a mystery never fully explained. We are told, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier which figures in the famous disaster. Our work shops have repaired it and wired it for the new electric light, so that we may get a hint of how it may look when reassembled. Perhaps we may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination, gentlemen?
A horrid shriek fills the Great Hall.
Hermione Granger, a 4th year Gryffindor had collapsed. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, fellow Gryffindors, were at her side. Professor Minerva McGonagall conjured a stretcher and carried her off to the Hospital Wing.
Lannie: Can anyone tell me what happened here?
Harry: She was sitting there looking at you and she cried out and fainted.
Lannie: Okay, thank you Mr. Potter. Phantom Get in here!
In front of Lannie, a guy dressed in all black materialized in front of her.
'Phantom': You called dear Lannie?
Lannie: Phantom, listen, did you show yourself to that girl?
Phantom: Could be.
Lannie: If you weren't dead I'd kill you.
Harry: He's dead?
Lannie and Phantom: Yes.
Phantom: As you can see, I am the Phantom of Hogwarts.
Ron: The phantom of Hogwarts?
Snape: *face pales* Yes, the Phantom of Hogwarts.
McGonagall has come back from the Hospital Wing.
McGonagall: The phantom was a student here when James Potter and friends were here. He suddenly disappeared, without a trace. In his 4th year.
Phantom: I've come to make a request.
Lannie: what do ya want, mr. Phantom?
Phantom: I would like for you to put on a production of Phantom Of The Opera.
McGonagall: Albus? Can this be done?
Dumbledore: Phantom, why do you want us to do this?
Phantom: For once in my life I want the spot light!
Dumbledore: All right.
Phantom: Yeah! *dances around in a circle*
Lannie: okay we need to cast roles. Ummm, We need the following:
Phantom Of The Opera:
Christine Daae:
Raoul, Vicomte Chagny:
Carlotta Giudicelli:
Monsieur Andre:
Monsieur Firmin:
Madame Giry:
Ubaldo Piangi:
Meg Giry:
Lannie: Anyone?
A few people have raised their hand.
Lannie: Don't make me pick people.
No one else has raised their hand.
Lannie: okay here goes nothin':
Phantom: Harry Potter
Christine: Myself
Raoul: Ron Weasley
Carlotta: Hermione Granger
Firmin: Prof. Lupin
Andre: Prof. Snape
Madame Giry: Prof. McGonagall
Piangi: Seamus Finnigan
Meg Giry: Lavender Brown
Lannie: Ummm, you'll notice that Prof. Remus Lupin is in here. Well, being the little angel that I am, I have contacted the good professor and I am hoping he will play the part. Prof. Snape will being Andre because of the temperament.
Lupin: Hello everyone.
Lannie: Okay, Phantom, you'll notice you didn't get a part. Well you get the part of assistant director. I will be Director.
A/n: Do you want me to continue?? This is my first fic. I hope you like it.. Reviews are helpful.
