"Let's see how Donkey is doing..." King K. Rool pressed a button on his chair thingy and a panel across from him opened up. It showed Donkey Kong jumping for a giant banana, but to no success. "That's right, jump all you like...but you'll never reach it...bitch." And then Donkey slammed his hands onto the ground and the banana fell onto him. "...Kiss my ass irony. HOW DID HE DO THAT?"

"Duhhh..." The fat minion who liked to eat the exploding oranges popped his head in from the door. "I thinks he pounded-ed his hands into the ground, sirs!"

K. Rool tossed his creepy pet thing at the idiot and growled. "No matter, he'll never collect the other 119 bananas!"

"Wrong game!" Fatty shouted as he ran around the room, evading the snapping thing.

"Whatever! My point is that he cannot win!" K. Rool started to laugh...,that was until all the other bananas fell into the pit and Donkey danced. "Okay...what in the name of...HOW?"

Iron Man flew down in the room across and patted D.K on the back, then blasted him through the glass. Iron Man flew out and landed in front of K. Rool. "I am Iron Man, and I was promised beer for those bananas, that's how. Also...your eye is freaking me out, man." Tony walked up to K. Rool and started to poke his freaky bulging eye. "Ew, eye juice! DIE!" He blasted K. Rool in the chest, sending him flying back. "Beer time!" Iron Man through the roof...and then quickly tossed a bomb down into the floating evil island, blowing it to pieces.