Uhmm does anyone read these??
Well this is my first story so no flame please…
I actually made this story for my class and they know NOTHING about manga. So…:
Shikamaru- Lazy ass, wants nothing more than to watch clouds.
Temari- Very… bossy, noisy, loud, annoying, and unforgiving.
Naruto- Loud annoying and aggressive, your typical blonde.
Hinata-(did I spell her name right?) shy.
The greatest thing about being lazy? NO one expects anything of you. Sure when they first meet you they try to push you to do stuff but eventually they'll just give up. So while my class is worrying about their grades all I have to do is pass in some late homework or whatever. No one cares or notices me so I just need to do enough to pass whatever it is I'm doing. I'm just not that big on putting effort into to stuff y'know? At least I wasn't 'til her anyways… but I'm getting ahead of myself here. Let's start at the beginning.
-Flashback-
"HEY! Shikamaru! Wake up will you?!" Ino shouted at me. I wasn't actually sleeping, I just didn't want to meet this new kid. Things are bad enough as they were, the last thing I needed was ANOTHER blonde, loud, bossy, TROUBLESOME woman.
"What? What's up?" I yawned.
"The new kid needs someone to show her around, and guess which lucky lazy bum got elected for that job while he was snoozing?"
"…Please tell me Naruto also fell asleep during the seminar?"
"Ha, you wish! Yeah, you need to show her around in homeroom, annnd because you decided to be smart and skipped up a grade you have most of her classes so you have to take her to them too!"
"…"
"Well??" Ino pressed.
"… hell no" I laughed. "No way! I am not getting stuck showing around the new kid."
"You have no choice."
-End flashback-
"Would you hurry up?" She complained. What was our principle thinking?! Pairing me up with some whiny girl? I slowed down a little bit. "Jeez why did I get paired up with a lazy ass like you?"
"Wasn't my idea, so if you could kindly shut your trap I think you'd find I could be a better host." Ok, so I may not be the nicest person on the planet but I was really, really tired, and the last thing I needed was a troublesome woman complaining. Seriously why do women always complain? I thought really hard but I didn't get any answers. So I was left confused and annoyed at the fact that she was complaining while I was carrying her books.
"Hmph! Fine, but I'm requesting a new guide."
"HEY! Don't act like you're doing me any favors by making me show you around and carry your stuff."
"Oh just shut up will you?"
"Great comeback."
"I said SHUT IT!!" She suddenly smacked me. "Next time you should listen to me" She said back to being refined and polite. "You're lucky I'm in a good mood that I didn't kick your lazy ass up and down these halls…" She started off on this whole rant about how she was sooo great and how I should have been honored to be her guide and what not and how she was a great person for showing me the error of my ways. I swear I'll kill whoever's idea this was…
"Are you listening to me?!" She shouted.
"No, now again, shut up." I muttered and walked faster. When we finally got to the class I went as far as away from the she-thing as possible. After this I'm dumping that self-centered bitch on Sasuke. She'll love that, after all every girl loves him… man what a drag…
I drifted off watching the clouds. WhenI woke up IT was staring at him. Angrily. When she saw I was awake she started poking me. Harder, and harder, and harder. I had no idea a woman could poke so hard.
"Nyeh! Troublesome woman what do you want?" I yawned.
"Class ended like an hour ago sleepyhead." She glared death rays at me.
"Ooh good one, just go find the next class on your own will you? I really don't want to move."
"Shut up pineapple head, School's over! I just felt that since you were such a great guide I should wait and tell you!" If you can't tell she's being sarcastic I pity you.
"Ok, ok thanks… I guess…" I got up and left. Man I hate her soo much… still though I guess I can't let a woman walk home by herself, after all she did miss the bus because of me…WAIT! WHAT AM I THINKING?!
HAHAHAHA! You like her!
What? NO I DON'T! Who are you anyways?
I'm your inner you!
Uhh…
Basically I'm everything you WANT to do but won't. SO every now and then I take over.
I'm still not really getting it…
Geez, I thought you were a genius.
Just explain it!
I am the inner you. Ok so far? I know exactly what you want because it's whatever I want and whatever I think you think!
OK, fine. Sorta makes sense, but if you're me then why do I like her? I don't even know her name!
Are you really THAT stupid? Her name's Temari, and as of now you have a huge crush on her! HAHAHAHAH!
You're an idiot. I do NOT like her.
Aww sure you do. Think about it. Temari,Temari,Temari,Temari,Temari…
AGGH! Stop putting weird thoughts in my head! I don't care if you are the inner me I'll kick your ass!!!!!!!!!
Fine but good luck with that crush of ours!
"Hey lazy ass!" Temari called out. "Why are you still here?" I was waiting for her at the door.
"Ehhh, It's a total drag but I can't let a woman walk home all by herself.
"Fine but if you're going to walk me home you're going to need to keep up!" She said running off. Oh great! Now I have to run? …Fine! I took off after her.
