The first of many in fan mail!
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Pokémon Fan Mail 1
Pikachu: Okay this cartoon is going to be dedicated to your fan mail. That's right! I've been getting a lot of fan mail and sometimes I feel the need to respond in kind to some of the nifty comments that I receive. So let's start with this one:
Dear Pikachu
Your last
cartoon was disappointing I think you could do a lot better… "Blah
Blah Blah
Signed
Some Shmuck.
Well here's my
response:
Dear Asshole
You can go fuck yourself because I
don't give two shits about what you think. If you got shot in the
head today by your own mother I wouldn't care. I hope you grow up
to have many children, and each one of them have their throats slit
and have their guts taken out of their own body and smeared down your
throat.
How do you like that!
What I find disappointing is your lack of creative sentence-structure within your email; you are a poor example of a human being. Have a nice day, thank you for watching and please come again.
Sincerely yours
Your Lord and Master
Pikachu
Next letter!
Dear Pikachu
Your cartoons are funny and I like that red-headed chick.
Okay, well it's a short letter and I appreciate it non-the-less.
Dear short letter writer
Thank you for your
kind words. I appreciate it and I wish nothing bad on you.
Thank
you and please come again.
Signed
"Your Lord and
Master"
Pikachu
Next Letter!.. wooo next letter oh yeah! Okay let's see what we've got here…
Dear Pikachu
Your stories are stupid, I don't like you and how come that red-headed chick in your cartoons is never naked?
Well…
Dear Cock-sucker
You are a complete moron for the
following reasons:
1.) you have no sense of humor
2.) you
want to see a person naked who doesn't really exist.
It's
just a few frames of animation. Are you out of your mind? Are you
completely stupid? Are you living in a complete fantasy land where
all you want to see is naked cartoons, are you completely out of your
mind!
Signed sincerely
Your Lord and Master
Pikachu
the Great
Alright lets see… this one better be good I'm getting sick of this.
Dear Pikachu
Let's see, ya, blah
blah blah blah… naked naked naked naked naked, why does everyone
want to see this girl naked? Throw out burn, burn, burn, burn….
(Pikachu scrunches up letter and throws it off screen)
Dear
Pikachu ahh..
I live in a cave, and I still manage to see your
cartoons via the "inter-web" via satellite, through my cell phone
delivered by camel.
(shows a man with a turban pointing at a laptop, in a cave)
Cave dweller: That Pikachu is so fucking funny!
(goes back to Pikachu)
Dear Cave Dweller
I
appreciate that you like the cartoons and hope that you find some
suitable habitat to live in.
Thank you for your letter
"Your
Lord and Master"
Pikachu.
Ahhh… alright you know what! I'm done with this shit, you know you people and your fan mail. You know I can't please everybody man! Alright? Just leave me alone!
(END)
Cave Dweller: Oh praise Allah he's written back to me!
