A\N: School BAD. School had better be over soon--I'm about to shoot someone.


Trini Kwan, first Yellow Ranger, was angry.

It goes without saying that a bride-to-be whose fiancee is off scuba-diving with another woman, no matter how little designs the woman may have on the unlucky husband-to-be, is going to be angry. But this was different. In a very Rangerish sort of way.

Trini stared at the telephone, then slowly held it to her ear again. "Kim? Did I hear you right?"

"Yeah. We're fine, but God, I feel filthy, you know? I hate being turned evil." Kim sighed dramatically. "You know, I almost feel sorry for Tommy right now. Almost."

"Up until you remember that you had to take him down in a dark alley?" Trini asked dryly. "And just what was my dear fiancee thinking? You don't scuba dive, Kim! You're too small to fight a current!"

"Actually, it was pretty fun, up until we got kidnapped." Kim said idly.

"Oh, he'll wish it weren't." Trini growled.

"Uh, why not?" Kim asked.

"Because then I might feel sorry for him." Trini said darkly. "So, Kim, do you want in, or not?"

"Depends. Are we torturing Jason?"

"Yes."

"No."

"Fine by me." Trini grinned. It was akin to a pirahna grinning. "I work best alone."


Jason tiptoed in the door.

With any luck, Trini would still be asleep--he'd timed his drive home late on purpose. He could crawl into bed with her, and she would be so happy to wake up with him at her side that she wouldn't be mad at all. Yep, that would work great.

Something scrabbled.

Jason froze. What...what was that?

"Eep!"

Jason began to shake as he heard the rat move around. A rat in the house. No. No, rats were very very bad and very very evil and Jason did not like rats at all.

Slowly the former Red Ranger moved twoards the sound.

The rat leaped, eyes glowing red, and Jason screamed, clawing at his face. It was on him, very evil rat was going to tear his eyes out and kill him--!

"Jason?"

The light flicked on. Slowly it filtered into Jason's brain that there was no rat. Just...a woman. Behind his wife. Who could transform into a claw-bearing cat and was unncannily good at making rat noises, and often did so to make Tommy laugh.

Jason jumped up, shuddering. Trini smiled. "So. Had a fun trip?"

Jason stared in horror. "You....you..." He stammered.

Trini shrugged. "You left. And then," She said, stalking up to him and poking him in the chest, "You got yourself turned evil. And dragged poor Kim into it! What were you thinking, you lunkhead!"

"Um..." Jason looked around. Escape was unlikely.

So he pressed his lips to Trini's.

After ten minutes, Kat cleared her throat. "Since I'm up already," She said, "Mind if I raid your fridge?"

"Go for it." Trini said absently, draping her arms around her fiancee. "I have things to do."

Kat walked into the kitchen, grinning.

Her freinds were nuts, and she wouldn't have them any other way.